I find that I can get away with blowing money on guns a lot easier when I respond to my wife's question of 'What do you think of this pair of shoes that's on sale' with 'Nice, why don't you buy them before the sale ends'. The downside is that she is turning one of our spare bedrooms into a shoe closet. Oh, and an interesting factoid regarding my wife is that her godmother was Imelda Marcus's sister. I guess she comes by it naturally.
That's hilarious. But, you'll have to explain who that is to the young pups in here.