The 9mm is NO defense

[IndyBeerman]

Captain Chris
World Leader In Self Defense

Captain Chris Sez: "Don't be a tool, go to my skool"


From the good captain.......


I did not realize I had eyes and/or testicles.... thanx capn'

Man have him grow a little beard throw in Billy Mazing's voice and viola, we got a true to life hand fighting weapon of mass destruction.


Yup, let him flail away at 15 feet, then I can do my best Raiders of the Lost Ark impersonation where he really pulls out the gun and wastes the sword swinging fella.

 

[printcraft]

 

[jmiller676]

CALIBER WARS!!!!!!!



IBTL

 

[caseyc]

if its no defense then why doesnt he stand in front of one and see if it works or not

 

[SavageEagle]

If he teaches all these special forces guys, and says that we don't need guns, then why do the special forces guys get to carry fully-automatic firearms and we dont?

 

[IndyBeerman]

OMG look at the sign above his head:

I SHALL respect Rex
I shall never misuse REX Kwon Do.

Now a word from our sponsor......

Chuck says: I'm gonna roundhouse him so hard that those pants are gonna turn back into a flag again.

 

[Charlie2]

I love it when the tell you," I have 5 Black Belts."

 

[Bill of Rights]

I love it when the tell you," I have 5 Black Belts."

Really! Hey, I have five black belts, too! Two of them are the ones I used to wear on my work pants, now relegated to jeans, one is currently worn on work pants, one is part of the funeral kit in the back of the closet, and one's on my bathrobe.

Oh, and I can take the pebble from the blind master's hand, too

Still can't wear the cool ninja boots that let me climb up walls, though.



Blessings,
Bill

 

[rich8483]

Bullet placement......David killed Goliath with a sling shot...

i just reread that story... they werent metric stones and he only had a 5 round clip.

 

[St Elias]

It's all about placement, not caliber. But don't shoot a bear with a .22

 

[ihateiraq]

It's all about placement, not caliber. But don't shoot a bear with a .22

although i imagine if you shot a bear through each eyeball it would go down.

 

[INRanger]

This guy sounds like a former RangerDeltaReconSEAL I met at a bar. Well..... every bar.

 

[SilentWarrior1]

 

[E5RANGER375]

This guy sounds like a former RangerDeltaReconSEAL I met at a bar. Well..... every bar.

i always love to show those kind a quick exit so they dont foul up my air! what say you Ranger Brother? tag team till the MP's come??? gigdy gigdy gigdy, oh!

 

[INRanger]

Till the MP's leave!

 

[SavageEagle]

Really! Hey, I have five black belts, too! Two of them are the ones I used to wear on my work pants, now relegated to jeans, one is currently worn on work pants, one is part of the funeral kit in the back of the closet, and one's on my bathrobe.

Oh, and I can take the pebble from the blind master's hand, too

Still can't wear the cool ninja boots that let me climb up walls, though.



Blessings,
Bill

But the real test is to remove all the bells before the smoke clears... without ringing a single bell....

 

[INRanger]

We should really stop making fun of this guy. He has Capt.! In his name! and for all I know he could be behind me right now!

 

[SavageEagle]

That's ok. Chuck would save you!

 

[E5RANGER375]

dont wory ranger we werent marines so we dont have courtesy tags on the back of our trousers, so he wont think we are game for that kind of action,

 

[INRanger]

I've been hanging 1/4 inch pine boards around the house cause you know ninjas cant resist those things. Its like catnip.