Obama Jokes

[rambone]

 

[rich8483]

what was the biggest benefit of "cash for clunkers"?

















it got rid of all the "obama '08" bumper stickers.

 

[SavageEagle]

what was the biggest benefit of "cash for clunkers"?

it got rid of all the "obama '08" bumper stickers.

If only that were true. I just asked some guy and his woman at a light in Castleton today how that hope and change were working out for them. Nothing but a deer in the headlight look...

 

[rambone]

 

[rambone]

 

[rambone]

 

[Al B]

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler wrote his own book.

Q: What’s another difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.

'bout sums it up....

 

[SavageEagle]

I tink de Gwim Weaper joke got cut....

 

[GetA2J]

I tink de Gwim Weaper joke got cut....

It did indeed.

I guess it was not protected by the first ammendment.

MY bad.

 

[GetA2J]

You guys are fast today.

 

[SavageEagle]

flag@whitehouse.rat

You've all been ratted out! The gooberment is deleting posts!

 

[rambone]

 

[rambone]

 

[bigiron]

this is the best one yet!!!! great work everyone!!!!!!!!!! keep them coming. i need to keep laughing.

 

[kennys_67]

I finally found out what "CHANGE" means
C-come
H-help
A-a
N-nut
G-get
E-elected

 

[rambone]

 

[GetA2J]

Even if he could pull three trillion dollars out of thin air, he WOULD NOT use it to balance any budget. He would ONLY use it to buy more votes and special interests.

 

[SavageEagle]

Even if he could pull three trillion dollars out of thin air, he WOULD NOT use it to balance any budget. He would ONLY use it to buy more votes and special interests.

Or pay for more "aides" to the wife so she'll stop naggin at him....

 

[semperfi211]

 

[GetA2J]

Or pay for more "aides" to the wife so she'll stop naggin at him....

Nagging him?!? She is FINALLY proud of her country. Why would she nag???????