If you have children at Hanover Central H.S. you may want to keep them home today. I'll be there doing "mock interviews" for some classes this morning.
So far I've made kids cry every day that I've done this (this is my final day this year, but I've done this for 2 years).
So if you have a special snowflake that can't stand to hear the truth, doesn't understand common sense and has the belief that being a lazy slacker is the right way to get ahead in life, just keep them home today, no need to have them hear truthful words that may cause tears and force them to run to their safe space.
You're supposed to hand out trophies and say, "Why, yes, you have no skills and DO deserve to sit behind a desk and get paid $60K."