I'm in tears, but don't forget the one's missing teeth.lets make fun of criminals who GIVE the police permission to search their car when they know there is dope in it, then instead of a speeding ticket they get silver bracelets!!! and then when they look into the polished metal miror in jail and smile with all their fake gold teeth they still cant figure out why they always get unlucky and singled out. LMAO
lets make fun of politicians who bang their staffers and think no one will ever know.
teenagers who walk around like zombies texting on their phones. One more to top that one...people who sit right next to one another and text each other.
The best one is the A s s Family. Jack, Wise, Smart, Dumb, Stupid, Stinky, Lazy, Smart, and Kiss.What about the stickers that people have on their cars, of stick figures reping their families. At first i thought it was something a particular religous group used, later i realized it's just weirdo's.
lets make fun of people who screw with paramedics and emt's and then wonder why they are pealing off tape from every piece of skin on their whole body when they get released from the ER from a stubbed toe.
lets make fun of people who screw with paramedics and emt's and then wonder why they are pealing off tape from every piece of skin on their whole body when they get released from the ER from a stubbed toe.
How else am I supposed to talk about my co-workers behind their backs while they are sitting there??This actually happens?
Tenacious D - Drive-thru LyricsFat people, who can barely walk, will roll themselves into a McDonalds, order a 8000 calorie ultra super duper value meal, and wash it down with a Coke Zero like that's gonna friggin' help.
The kid across the street has a single stack on his truck. I thought it looked like a trash can.Random things.
I will start with dual exhaust stacks in a standard pick-up truck. This has to be the most retarded thing I can think of to do to a pick-up truck. When I had my exhaust done on my truck, the installers were making fun of people who do this. They said they would not drill a truck bed, but they would see dumb-A's who would drill through their gas tanks and everything else to try to install these things. LOL