Little Johnny came home from school, excited to tell mom and dad about his new favorite animal, the elephant. Dad says, "Johnny, if you're good and do what mom & I tell you, we can go see a real live elephant this weekend." Little Johnny behaved, and on Saturday he got to go meet the real live elephant. Dad said, "Johnny, I'm going to go get some peanuts so you and Mr Elephant can be friends." After dad left, Johnny pointed to the elephant and said, "Mom, what's that big thing there on the elephant?" Mom said, "Honey, that's his trunk." "No, Mom, I know what his trunk is. I mean that big thing on the other side." "Oh, sweetie, that's his tail." "No, Mom, I know what the tail is. I mean the big, huge thing hanging down between his legs." Blushing, mom said, "Oh, Johnny, that's nothing to worry about." Just then dad returned. After feeding the elephant some peanuts, Johnny said, "Dad, there's a big huge grey thing on the elephant. It's not his trunk, and it's not his tail. It's that thing between his legs." Dad says, "Why, son, that's his penis." Confused, Jonny says, "But Dad, Mommy said it's nothing to worry about." Smiling, Dad wrapped his arm around his wife says, "Son, that's because your mother has been spoiled."