A man is golfing with his wife. They are on the 5th hole, a long par five, when he hits his drive way left and in front of large red barn. After a little search, he finds his ball but can't see the green because of the barn. Getting a bright idea, he opens the barn doors at both ends and decides to play through. With a mighty swing the ball flies into the barn, ricochets back off a metal wash bin striking his wife in the head and killing her instantly.
It was many months before the man returned to the course. This day he was playing with friends and on the 5th hole he again hooked the ball left behind the large barn. Upon finding the ball one of his playing partners yelled, "Here, I've got an idea!" and began opening the barn doors. The man immediately yelled, "NO! STOP!" His partner, "Oh I'm sorry...." The golfer, "Yeah I tried that last time and made 7 for double boggie."
It was many months before the man returned to the course. This day he was playing with friends and on the 5th hole he again hooked the ball left behind the large barn. Upon finding the ball one of his playing partners yelled, "Here, I've got an idea!" and began opening the barn doors. The man immediately yelled, "NO! STOP!" His partner, "Oh I'm sorry...." The golfer, "Yeah I tried that last time and made 7 for double boggie."
