INGO: Joke of the day page

[Titanium_Frost]

Oooooh, fair is going on this week up here. Not like I've ever had any trouble at the fair before.

Are we talking county fair or strip club?

What on earth are the strip clubs like where you go???

 

[jeremy]

If I went to a county fair around here there would be another 500 post story on INGO the next day and Guy would kick my ass.

I went to Cass County and Watched Justin Moore in concert...
Oc'ing my Sig P226 in .357 Sig...
I then went to the Howard County Fair later in the week and watched Kip Moore in Concert...
Once again OC'ing my 226.

The only person to say anything to me was an EMA Douche at Howard County. you know the one who walks around with a pair of cuffs tucked into his belt and a Glock on his hip. One of the Deputies shut him down before I got to say anything to him about my Sig. I did ask if he was allowed to cuff persons though...

 

[jeremy]

Actually its more like:

I don't like the smell of pig ****, B.O., alchohol and vomit on a hot summers night.

Sounds like a BBQ at my house on a Saturday night...

 

[jeremy]

What on earth are the strip clubs like where you go???

Never been to the Hip Hugger huh...

 

[Titanium_Frost]

Sounds like a BBQ at my house on a Saturday night...

I must be a Hoosier by location and not blood then, I'm clearly odd man out

 

[jeremy]

I must be a Hoosier by location and not blood then, I'm clearly odd man out

The County I live in and the County North of mine vie for the top producing Swine Counties in the Nation. Used to, haven't looked at the Numbers lately, that these 2 Hoosier Counties produced more Swine than the rest of the US...

 

[eldirector]

So, what do vibrators and soybeans have in common?
They are both meat substitutes.

 

[indyjoe]

The County I live in and the County North of mine vie for the top producing Swine Counties in the Nation. Used to, haven't looked at the Numbers lately, that these 2 Hoosier Counties produced more Swine than the rest of the US...

Obviously, you are not counting DC as part of the rest of the US Swine production, or that would not be true.

 

[jeremy]

Obviously, you are not counting DC as part of the rest of the US Swine production, or that would not be true.

I would not Slander the noble Species of Swine by saying that Politicians and them are the same...

 

[jeremy]

So, what do vibrators and soybeans have in common?
They are both meat substitutes.

I am going to use this one tomorrow!!!

 

[Titanium_Frost]

I am going to use this one tomorrow!!!

 

[eldirector]

I am going to use this one tomorrow!!!

The soybean, or the....

Nevermind, I don't really care to know.

 

[jeremy]

The soybean, or the....

Nevermind, I don't really care to know.

The Joke you freaking perverts...

I'll use the Joke tomorrow...

 

[Titanium_Frost]

The Joke you freaking perverts...

I'll use the Joke tomorrow...

 

[Rookie]

Glad you cleared that up. I was confused.

 

[jeremy]

Glad you cleared that up. I was confused.

By which the Soybean or the Vibrator?!

 

[Rookie]

Your intentions with either.

 

[Rookie]

Btw, I figured out the vibrator years ago. I only chipped two teeth in the process. I ROCK!

 

[jeremy]

Btw, I figured out the vibrator years ago. I only chipped two teeth in the process. I ROCK!

You got them fixed right?!

 

[indyjoe]

I feel like I'm not safe visiting any threads. I don't know what Jeremy will be doing in full camo with the soybeans.