I just went out to my garage per my usual pre-dinner routine. I looked up, and SWISH, a hummingbird went RIGHT BY MY HEAD! I jumped back, got the kids back inside, and ran straight to INGO. It's still in there I think, what should I do?
Gotta protect the kids from those hummingbirds, they can be viscious. There would sure be a mess to clean up. Your wife, too; you wouldn't want her violated by one of those promiscuous flying rape machines. It would be terrible. She'd be waking up in a cold sweat for months or even years afterward, and you would never know... does she secretly harbor a... desire? Take your man card to one of those shredder places. Tomorrow.
They are everywhere at our house. They buzz the backdoor all the time. Probably leave the door open, it should go out. If you have a feeder, put it outside the door close, and it should smell it, and fly right out.
She's sick. Just made her a bowl of soup and back to bed. these gloves are no good for this. Sure, I feel and look great but I worry the nose will skewer my digits. I need something i could use to extend out and grab it from afar.
I'll keep the isotoners on so I don't callous up holding the pole. Be back in five.