If you had a monkey AND he was carrying a gun you would possibly be the sexiest woman on the planet. I would not be able to control myself and would carefully club you on the head, courtesy of my trunk monkey, and drag you back to my cave, where our monkies would pick tick off each other and we would talk about our love of guns and Pina Coladas.
OMG, snowrs....careful, this talk is making me hot!!! You cant club me too hard tho cos then my motor skills will be lacking. Then I couldn't shoot straight and what good would my OC do then?? LMFAO!!!
For the record, flattery gets men EVERYWHERE....
and DUCK face is NOT hot....please don't anyone ever make that face ever....especially with pencil beard..........
if i ever do a video review of my Galco King Tuck for my XDMc, I'll post it then you all can judge for yourselves.......
Sure thing... Knuckle sammich , or **** sammich?
Depends on the weapon. Ruger MkIII, not so much.Are you any good at cleaning?!
Depends on the weapon. Ruger MkIII, not so much.
Anything else...I'll give it a go.
I don't know if I can trust you to Clean the Kimbers though...
You really are jonesin' for one of dem sammiches...ain'tcha??
My only problem then would be dodging bullets from my wife's gun, Knew I should never have started taking her to the range. She is an excellent shot now.
Hey, I'd take a sammich, and I even have a MkIII. Got a MkI too, that's easier.