Food of the Gods

[Seancass]

Deep fry homecut fries
Wrap fries in cheese
Wrap cheese-wrapped fries in bacon
Batter
Deep fry the whole works again.

This was in the comments from a link above.

 

[Seancass]

YouTube - Can 'o Bacon

repost?

 

[SavageEagle]

I have learned today that telemarketers and bill collectors are not fond of bacon. They like to complain alot and ask the same questions over an over, but for whatever reason they do not like Bacon. :thumsdown:

Apparently they do not care that I love to cook bacon or that I like my bacon crispy. Apparently their favorite bacon is "Eff you" bacon, although, I've never seen, eaten, or even heard of "Eff you" Bacon. Sounds delicious. After 4 Collectors/marketers I have come to the conclusion that us bacon lovers are only confined to Gun Owners as none of the people I talked to own guns either.

I will continue with my survey as the calls keep rollin in about 2 an hour. My house sounds like a damn office cubicle in a call center....

 

[csaws]

I can't decide if this is the best 80's commercial ever, or a cruel trick to play on a dog.

YouTube - 90s Purina Beggin Strips Commercial

On a dare when I was younger, I ate one of these. They really aren't that bad.

 

[SavageEagle]

On a dare when I was younger, I ate one of these. They really aren't that bad.

LOL don't get me started! They are kinda good...

 

[Bill of Rights]

LOL don't get me started! They are kinda good...

Yeah, but don't they make you hike your leg when you have to pee?

 

[SavageEagle]

You mean you don't? I also dig holes and bury things, sit on command, and mark my territory when I visit new-to-me woodlands... Surely I'm not the only one...

 

[Hobie8]

You guys just couldn't stop with fostering my interest in guns....NOW I want to go shooting, AND eat bacon! DAMN YOU!!

 

[Bill of Rights]

You guys just couldn't stop with fostering my interest in guns....NOW I want to go shooting, AND eat bacon! DAMN YOU!!

You sound upset by this. Just remember to wash your hands between shooting your guns and eating your bacon.

Blessings,
B

 

[Rattlesnake46319]

You sound upset by this. Just remember to wash your hands between shooting your guns and eating your bacon.

Blessings,
B

Are you kidding? Obviously you have never tasted bacon slightly infused with a hint of CLP that the grease has taken off your fingers. You Sir, are missing out IMHO!

 

[jeremy]

You sound upset by this. Just remember to wash your hands between shooting your guns and eating your bacon.B

Why I know where both my hands and guns have been!

 

[JBrockman]

I see the perfect holiday meal coming together here and this could easily become a family tradition!
1. Deer backstrap oven roasted wrapped in thick sliced apple smoked bacon
2. Deep fried pepper poppers breaded and enclosed (before frying) in bacon
3. Fresh baked cinnamon apple pie topped with thin slices of brown sugar coated bacon
4. Hot apple cidar garnished with a smokey bacon celery stick!

 

[Bill of Rights]

Are you kidding? Obviously you have never tasted bacon slightly infused with a hint of CLP that the grease has taken off your fingers. You Sir, are missing out IMHO!

Why I know where both my hands and guns have been!

Two reasons:
1) Lead. I really don't have any desire to ingest any more of this than I get shooting. Call me crazy if you like.

2) Is not one of the chemicals in gunpowder "potassium nitrate"? And is that not also called "saltpeter"? I'm just sayin'...

But, as Scutter has so well pointed out somewhere else in this thread, y'know? Bacon doesn't have to have anything else done to it to make it a wonderful thing. I might add it to another food to make that food taste better, but if bacon is all I'm eating, I want to savor it.

Well, while I'm devouring it, anyway.

Blessings,
B

 

[dice dealer]

The good thing about grabbing your gun after eating bacon .....

BACON greese will oil your gun for you ...making even your gun BETTER

 

[Bill of Rights]

The good thing about grabbing your gun after eating bacon .....

BACON greese will oil your gun for you ...making even your gun BETTER

Can't argue with that... Good thinking!

Blessings,
B

 

[dburkhead]

Why I know where both my hands and guns have been!

Remember, Mr. Lead Residue is not your friend.

 

[Hobie8]

OK OK......I ate bacon this morning......

 

[Scutter01]

 

[ATM]

Is that a badger? Cooking BACON?!?! Cool.

 

[dburkhead]

New years day meal:

Ham (not bacon, but at least pig)
Mashed potatoes
and



Bacon gravy.