I'm opposed to all private parcel delivery services and only use the United States Postal Service. I refuse to support any private business before the government. When a man pulled into my driveway in what appeared to be a FedEx truck, I knew that something was fishy. I haven't had a FedEx delivery in years and certainly have not ordered anything recently. As the suspicious big white truck was backing down my driveway, I drew my M&P (who uses Glocks nowdays?) from the appendix carry holster, and maintained a defensive position by the front door. I watched a shady looking man in a FedEx hat, shirt, and pants walk towards my door. He had a small package in one hand and his other hand contained some type of electronic device. As he grew closer it became obvious that he was up to no good. As he rang my doorbell, I sprung open the door and took preventative action. This suspicious man could have had a bomb in the box with the remote detonator in his other hand. I drew my .45 ACP Smith & Wesson M&P on his chest and shouted, "STOP RIGHT THERE YOU SCUMBAG HITMAN!" He immediately changed his posture and expression from aggressive to terrified. As he ran back to his box van of deception, I ran inside and wrote this on INGO as quickly as I could.
I think that I just saved my own life.
Did he hold the detonator with his elbow up or down?