Grabbed some classic Yeager off one of his videos...hilarious stuff:
"I use swear words because I'm a man."
"If you know the most modest amount about shooting, you know I'm not a coward."
"Their command center is down in the basement in their mom's house."
"I go to a lot of conventions, NRA conventions...seek me out...say it to my face."
"My points are logical and scientific because they are irrefutable."
"I have a couple of tattoos. One is basically a Samurai in full tactical gear, kind of blends my philosophies of modern fighting. I like tattoos and I'll be getting more."
"I'm told I have an ego problem all the time. Only somebody with an ego problem would tell me I have an ego problem."
"I've got the mind of a scientist, the body of Rambo and a c***k like a boa constrictor."
"My IQ has been tested at the lowest at 128. There's a 97% chance I'm smarter than you."
"How can I kill man with one finger? Put it on a trigger."
"I shrug my shoulder and tug on my shirt. It's a nervous tick. I'm here giving you free information that has taken me my entire adult life to gather. Is my twitch that relevant?"
"I like this style of shirt and I'm told I'm too old to wear this style of shirt. Type in "tattoo shirts" on Amazon and you'll find cool shirts like this one."
"Why are you such a bad ass? I'm half German and half Scotch/Irish. That explains my propensity for violence."
"The whole world makes fun of me."
My fav is when he shows off Marcus Luttrells Lone Survivor shirt and says, if you don't like it, tell Marcus and I am sure he will shove one up you ask.!!