Confessions

[Gluemanz28]

I will use a fake name of Ersel Twaing at places like reataurants that still call your name instead of giving you a pager. It sure is fun to see peoples faces when they call "Ersel Twaing, party of two please"

Ms Glue won't let me use the name Chris P. Bacon

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Mostly Google these days. When I worked IT I had access to the full Photoshop suite and several other programs for making mockups and the like. I got pretty good at playing with company outing photos to make the activities more...questionable. Ah, the good ol' days.

Look up GIMP. Same steep learning curve, same kinds of capability, but... FREE! And you can have it for windoze, not just Linux. There is a whole world out there most can't even imagine. Seek it, live, learn!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I will use a fake name of Ersel Twaing at places like reataurants that still call your name instead of giving you a pager. It sure is fun to see peoples faces when they call "Ersel Twaing, party of two please"

Ms Glue won't let me use the name Chris P. Bacon

That's it, I'm calling you Ersel from now on.

 

[findingZzero]

I sometimes use "Donner party of 22," no, wait, party of 19...., hang on...., party of 12......Even if nobody gets it,
I get it.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I sometimes use "Donner party of 22," no, wait, party of 19...., hang on...., party of 12......Even if nobody gets it,
I get it.

What kind of cultural illiterate wouldn't get that? Wait, don't answer, I think I know.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

Once on on date night with the wife, a couple passed us in the parking lot of our favorite eatery.
The gentleman was carrying his significant other in his arms, as if the parking lot was a giant threshold to marriage or something.

I smacked my wife on the shoulder and exclaimed "Why don't YOU ever carry me like that?!"

 

[rhino]

I intend to give my name as "Rochester" to restaurants and pizza places from now on. I may make it my nudie bar name too.

 

[pudly]

Pffft... Rochester is a silly name for a Rhino. But "Buffalo" would be ironic.

 

[rhino]

Pffft... Rochester is a silly name for a Rhino. But "Buffalo" would be ironic.

How about Rhochester the Rhecalcitrant Rhino hailing from Rhode Island out of Rhodesia and PARTS UNKNOWN?

 

[RobbyMaQ]

You do realize Rochester is only an hour from Buffalo

 

[rhino]

You do realize Rochester is only an hour from Buffalo

Driving? Or shuffling?

 

[Bill of Rights]

Confession? OK... hang on, back in a few.

OK, I'm back. What? My confession?

 

[rhino]

For Lent this year, I gave up Catholicism. It has been oddly liberating.

I've also been taking close to twice the maximum amount (per 24 hours) of generic mucinex DM for the last few days.

 

[findingZzero]

I intend to give my name as "Rochester" to restaurants and pizza places from now on. I may make it my nudie bar name too.

Tell me where that nudie bar is. I was gonna ask you for a lap dance, but Rochester is a turnoff.

 

[Bigtanker]

I keep asking this girl out on a date when I was younger. She finally accepted. We went to a putt putt place........and I forgot her name. I thought I had it covered when I gave her the score card and I'd get her name once she wrote it down.


She wrote "Me" and "Him".

I never remembered her name. That was our only date.

 

[Gluemanz28]

A guy I went to school with got turned down by every girl he asked out.
He was turned down so much we called him "Bed Spread"

 

[rhino]

Tell me where that nudie bar is. I was gonna ask you for a lap dance, but Rochester is a turnoff.

When they sit at your table and give you the story of how they're working their way through nursing school, they don't give you their real name. So I have my own nudie bar name to give back to them!

Until now it's always been "Kirk Freeman."

 

[SMiller]

When they sit at your table and give you the story of how they're working their way through nursing school, they don't give you their real name. So I have my own nudie bar name to give back to them!

Until now it's always been "Kirk Freeman."

Damn I have been using Kirks name as well.

Used to go with Keith Stone...

 

[BehindBlueI's]

A guy I went to school with got turned down by every girl he asked out.
He was turned down so much we called him "Bed Spread"

Is your next confession going to be that guy was you?

 

[BehindBlueI's]

When they sit at your table and give you the story of how they're working their way through nursing school, they don't give you their real name. So I have my own nudie bar name to give back to them!

Until now it's always been "Kirk Freeman."

That's why there are so many hot nurses. The Lee sisters (Home Lee and Ug Lee) can't get the tuition money through the traditional means.