Confessions

[lovemachine]

Confession. My wife and I are sitting in a waiting room at Midwest Fertility right now.

 

[mom45]

Confession. My wife and I are sitting in a waiting room at Midwest Fertility right now.

Good luck!!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

In fourth grade I wrote a will you be my GF note to the least attractive girl in class and signed Jimmy's name to it. I had Jimmy give it to her but told Jimmy that I put Todd's name on it. She looked at Jimmy, smiled and said yes. He knew he had been had, he took off running and tackled me.

I must confess that I've never met a guy named Todd that I didn't wind up being an enemy of.

 

[rw02kr43]

Confession. My wife and I are sitting in a waiting room at Midwest Fertility right now.

My wife and I have spent a lot of time in that waiting room. We were there 2 days in a row last race weekend. Worked for us. Good luck!!!!

Jason

 

[Gluemanz28]

When I'm on an elevator with my wife and other people are in there with us. I will whisper loud enough for others to hear "I can't believe your husband hasn't found out about us yet" I have gotten all sorts of responses from a little old lady that said we should be ashamed of ourselves to busting out laughter.

My wife will say "He's just kidding we really are married", I follow up while winking with "She tells everyone that"

If I come up missing, my wife should be the first suspect.

 

[rhino]

I'm still sick. Took most of the day off. UGH.

 

[mom45]

I'm still sick. Took most of the day off. UGH.

I'm still sick too...Thank you very much.

 

[Gluemanz28]

I'm still sick too...Thank you very much.

Been sick all weekend. Taking meds is no fun. Claritin D makes me jittery.

 

[mom45]

Been sick all weekend. Taking meds is no fun. Claritin D makes me jittery.

Benadryl in the daytime and Dimetapp at bedtime seem to be helping.

 

[rhino]

I'm going with an NSAID I already take and some occasional tylenol for the fever and aches, generic mucinex DM, lots of fluids, and the humidfier in my CPAP blowing moisture into my lungs even while I'm awake.

The CPAP is working better than any vaporizer!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I used to watch "Court TV" (back when they called it that) with my son when he was little. One time, we were at the grocery store, with him riding in the cart, and we came upon the display of kitchen knives, at which point he said "MURDER WEAPONS!" You should have seen the look on the face of the little old lady that was standing there.

 

[Trigger Time]

My right hand is more of my favorite than my left

 

[BehindBlueI's]

I'm still sick. Took most of the day off. UGH.

 

[Gluemanz28]

BBI
Your Photo Shop or google fu skills are pretty sick

 

[gungirl65]

I am territorial of my parking place in front of my house. I called and texted the neighbor kid Friday night to have their friend move their car out of my parking spot. It's mine damn it!!!!!!!!!

 

[public servant]

I sometimes fart in the elevator and then send it to a random floor after I get off.

25th floor of the CCB after court one day...after Taco Bell.

 

[rhino]

I am watching "Chupacabras versus the Alamo" with Erik Etsrada right now.


And THIS is awesome!

 

[churchmouse]

I confess I should not be posting on Ingo at 3:41 AM.

 

[other dave]

I am territorial of my parking place in front of my house. I called and texted the neighbor kid Friday night to have their friend move their car out of my parking spot. It's mine damn it!!!!!!!!!

If it's an on street parking space it belongs to the city, not you.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

BBI
Your Photo Shop or google fu skills are pretty sick

Mostly Google these days. When I worked IT I had access to the full Photoshop suite and several other programs for making mockups and the like. I got pretty good at playing with company outing photos to make the activities more...questionable. Ah, the good ol' days.