I had ice cream for breakfast.
I got my first and only lap dance at a colleague's bachelor party at a short-lived 'sports boutique' many yaers ago. I realized then, this is the closest to a 20 yr old hot body I'm gonna get (w/o chloroform) for the rest of my life...
I had ice cream for breakfast.
You're looking for the "bragging" thread. This is the "confessions" thread.
I've attempted to change my kids diaper before and found a swampy mess under their pants, then pulled their pants back up, sent them to mom and left the house.
Confession: I'm not much of a MAN. One glass of wine makes me sleepy, which is why I drink a glass 30 minutes before bed time.
And I can't stand the taste of beer.
This is the non judgemental confessional you liver lipped mussel nosed winey sot!FTFY
This is the non judgemental confessional you liver lipped mussel nosed winey sot!
Is your next confession going to be that guy was you?
HAH! I just got sick in the last day or two, so I blame YOU!
Confession: there is an incredibly lazy, chubby cat asleep on a perch next to me. I'm not allowed to harass, touch, or look at him, but I am fantasizing about pushing him off of the perch, then pretending I did not. I. Hate. Him. I hate cats in general, but I Hate Him especially. Oh, it would be so easy . . . so easy . . .[/QUOT E]
DO IT!!!! Just DO IT!!!! It will make you feel better and then come back and confess it and I will feel better!
I was at the Dollar store when I lived in Alabama 15 years ago. My sister was in the store talking on her cell phone. She didn't know I was in the store, so I had a girl that worked there go tell her that they didn't allow talking on cell phones in the store.
My sister started to get angry and then the girl said "That guy told me he was your brother and put me up to it". I leaned around the aisle and waved. My sister didn't miss a beat and said "I've never seen that guy before in my life" The girl turned around and gave me a look to kill. My sister started to laugh and gave it away.
We prank each other all the time.
i have a friend that walks around the store till someone asks "can I help you, sir?"
then he looks around and looks at them all shocked and says "you can see me?"
freaks people out
I need to try this.
I need to try this.