Confessions

[CathyInBlue]

I want this:

...and I have no idea what I'd do with it besides stare at it and be glad I owned it.

You know your Commander would only let you carry one round for it, and that in your shirt pocket.

I love Gluemanz28's idea so much, I have to try it, but what would be a good fake name for a fat woman?

 

[Bigtanker]

You know your Commander would only let you carry one round for it, and that in your shirt pocket.

I love Gluemanz28's idea so much, I have to try it, but what would be a good fake name for a fat woman?

Betty Crocker

I'd use Stu Padasso.

 

[mom45]

Betty Crocker

I'd use Stu Padasso.

Dang system won't let me rep you for making me laugh today.

 

[churchmouse]

I confess......I do not have a clue.........Really.

 

[rhino]

I have just skimmed through several pages of this thread. My licenses to practice individual and family Counseling in Texas and Oklahoma are current. It looks like getting my License to practice in Indiana might be worth it. It appears that a lot of people need a little help.......

Help at realizing our respective full potential at psychological and social aberrancy?

 

[churchmouse]

Help at realizing our respective full potential at psychological and social aberrancy?

Crap....another big word to look up.
Told ya-all I was clueless.

 

[rhino]

Sorry! Using the word "aberrancy" was an example of my social aberrancy.


See what I did there?

 

[Bigtanker]

aberrant

[uh-ber-uh nt, ab-er-]

adjective

1. departing from the right, normal, or usual course.

2. deviating from the ordinary, usual, or normal type; exceptional; abnormal.

I had to look it up also.

 

[D-Ric902]

aberrant

[uh-ber-uh nt, ab-er-]

adjective

1. departing from the right, normal, or usual course.

2. deviating from the ordinary, usual, or normal type; exceptional; abnormal.

I had to look it up also.

we do have some libtards here

 

[CathyInBlue]

rhino's a Divergent! Shoot him! Shoot him! He's a threat to the Erudite coup!

 

[Bigtanker]

rhino's a Divergent! Shoot him! Shoot him! He's a threat to the Erudite coup!

No need to shoot. Give him another 12 months and he'll bleed to death from his misuse of sharp objects.

 

[churchmouse]

rhino's a Divergent! Shoot him! Shoot him! He's a threat to the Erudite coup!

More big words.......

 

[TheDude]

Those old guys crying at the beginning of Band of Brothers get me real choked up.

Have a strange desire to rear end cars with Obama bumper stickers.

 

[churchmouse]

Those old guys crying at the beginning of Band of Brothers get me real choked up.

Have a strange desire to rear end cars with Obama bumper stickers.

IKR

 

[Bigtanker]

Those old guys crying at the beginning of Band of Brothers get me real choked up.

Have a strange desire to rear end cars with Obama bumper stickers.

I agree on both accounts.

 

[rhino]

rhino's a Divergent! Shoot him! Shoot him! He's a threat to the Erudite coup!

If only I had a dollar for every time I heard or read that li'l chestnut.

No need to shoot. Give him another 12 months and he'll bleed to death from his misuse of sharp objects.

That's only funny because it's true.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

I recently killed my second possum. It took 10 less shots than the last time.

 

[Work]

I cry like a baby when I watch those "Military mom/dad/son/daughter/brother/sister return home to surprise their family" videos. I make the mistake of watching them at work during lunch sometimes and hope no one walks in my office to see me all puffy eyed and junk.

 

[jbombelli]

I like Enigma. There ... I said it.

 

[SchwansManDan]

I actually voted for Perot. He mesmerized me with that thing about "the giant sucking sound".

And damnit! The little nutter was right!