While I've been figuring things out I ran across this: Christian Denomination Selector, a SelectSmart.com Religion selector. Ask about my top result.. It asks you what you think about different doctrine issues and attempts to figure out which denomination would appeal most to you.
Running through it a couple of times, changing around answers here and there, it kept telling me that Episcopalian would be the church for me. After reading about an Episcopal church in New York displaying a statue of a female Jesus called "Christa"
https://www.breitbart.com/big-gover...op-defends-nude-female-jesus-object-devotion/
My response was "So what else ya got?"