Bat trapped in our bathroom - NEED ADVICE!

[magic man]

*UPDATE*- Bat located. It's on the tippy top of a cabinet in the corner. Problem is, we can't see up there and through poking and prodding, it won't fly but is just squeaking at us...

Hair spray and a lighter. It'll fly then.....or sit there and roast. It's a win-win. You get the bat out or you have a 2am snack. Mmmmm roasted bat.

 

[Rookie]

Throw a towel over it, they like it dark and it will calm him down. Then grab that sucker while he has a false sense of security and BITE HIS HEAD OFF!

That's better

 

[Bounty Hunter]

They get bigger when they squeak

 

[Goober135]

This is where it's hiding. In the back corner.

 

[Bounty Hunter]

Someone say BAT????

 

[TopDog]

There is an old ritual you can use once you capture the bat. Once its in the towel. Take your shirt off, go outside with the bat in the towel. Swing the bat in a circular motion over your head 3 times chanting BAT I HAVE NO HAT, BAT CUT ME SOME SLACK... On the fourth swing over your head let one end of the towel go. The bat will come out like a sling shot and not come back. Hint. when you release aim for a tree. I'm sure your neighbors will enjoy the show.

 

[Goober135]

 

[ctbreitwieser]

Is it dead?

 

[Goober135]

Is it dead?

Nope. Just REALLY pissed off...

 

[Bounty Hunter]

 

[ctbreitwieser]

Nope. Just REALLY pissed off...

Smash it. Or throw some rat shot in that 22/45

 

[gunman41mag]

What happened with the bat

 

[magic man]

Nope. Just REALLY pissed off...

Did you trying pissing on it? It will counteract it's attitude and calm it down. Trust me. You'll have to get a little arc on it. The cabinet is kinda high.......

 

[Goober135]

OH S*** IT'S FLYING AROUND AGAIN!

 

[magic man]

OH S*** IT'S FLYING AROUND AGAIN!

HURRY PEE ON IT!

 

[jd4320t]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfXjTfQDj-k

 

[gunman41mag]

just throw a blanket on it & take it outside & let it fly away

 

[tv1217]

We're gonna come in here tomorrow with pics of shotgunned walls and ceilings and the bat will still be alive.

 

[ctbreitwieser]

I keep picturing [STRIKE]Goober[/STRIKE] Homer Simpson running over to look at the bat, then running back to the computer, then running back to the bat, then taking a picture, then trying to upload it, then running back to the bat...

 

[gunman41mag]

Goober is scared of the bat