"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread.

[JettaKnight]

Apparently hating your own military is worthy of recognition...


President Obama Awards Himself Distinguished Public Service Medal - Breitbart

Well, technically the medal is presented by the Sec. of Defense. But hey, Breitbart, don't let facts get in the way when creating headlines.


Oh, you do realize that Bush and Clinton both received the same award at about the same time in their presidencies, right?


Sorry to derail the Obama hatefest.

 

[HoughMade]

Well, technically the medal is presented by the Sec. of Defense. But hey, Breitbart, don't let facts get in the way when creating headlines.


Oh, you do realize that Bush and Clinton both received the same award at about the same time in their presidencies, right?


Sorry to derail the Obama hatefest.

...and one of those men deserved it.

 

[JettaKnight]

...and one of those men deserved it.

Debatable, but not the point. Perhaps it's become a participation trophy, or, "Thanks for the job boss, here's a token of my gratitude - just a little something I swiped as we walked out the door."


The real question is will Trump get one?

 

[jamil]

Easily the nuttiest tweet I've read all day.

"[FONT=&amp]If men got pregnant, birth control would be in vending machines in every Walmart and Planned Parenthood would have commercials on ESPN"


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[ArcadiaGP]

Hamilton judge who wore a "Make America Great Again" hat into the courtroom has been banned from trying new cases.

 

[Ericpwp]

He's Canadian?

 

[jamil]

Hamilton judge who wore a "Make America Great Again" hat into the courtroom has been banned from trying new cases.

He's Canadian?

I wonder if he pronounced it, "'Murica".

 

[HoughMade]

He's Canadian?

That's where Hamilton, Ontario is.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

JFC.

I fell in love with my son and plan to have his children - COSMOPOLITAN

 

[HoughMade]

JFC.

I fell in love with my son and plan to have his children - COSMOPOLITAN

I don't see either of them doing better.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

This is insane.

 

[jamil]

This is insane.

If California wants to pay for that, we'll whatever. *I* don't want to pay for that.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

If California wants to pay for that, we'll whatever. *I* don't want to pay for that.

Yeah, I hear they've got money to burn for such foolishness.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Trying to think of a good "BAKE THE CAKE" alternative for it.

Something succinct... SWAP MY GENITALS... too long... CHANGE MY SEX... might work... "gender" has two syllables, doesn't flow.

 

[jamil]

Yeah, I hear they've got money to burn for such foolishness.

Yeah. They do. It's called the Unicorn Bank and Trust, which is loaded with golden pixie dust. Pixie dust can fair trade for tofu and coffee beans. From there it can be converted to currency.

 

[jamil]

Trying to think of a good "BAKE THE CAKE" alternative for it.

Something succinct... SWAP MY GENITALS... too long... CHANGE MY SEX... might work... "gender" has two syllables, doesn't flow.

Ah, nonsense. Gender flows if you change how you're using it. How about "bend my gender"? Gender flows with that.

 

[actaeon277]

If California wants to pay for that, we'll whatever. *I* don't want to pay for that.

I'm pretty sure, only some people want to pay for that.

 

[eldirector]

Nuttier than a squirrel?

Get it? Nuts? Or no nuts. THAT is the question.

 

[jamil]

Nuttier than a squirrel?

Get it? Nuts? Or no nuts. THAT is the question.

Or, not anymore!

 

[sharkey]

Trying to think of a good "BAKE THE CAKE" alternative for it.

Something succinct... SWAP MY GENITALS... too long... CHANGE MY SEX... might work... "gender" has two syllables, doesn't flow.

"Chop the male chicken"?