"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread.

[ArcadiaGP]

US Army Asks for Biodegradable Ammo that Carries Seeds, Grows Plants

Ammunition already creates biodegradable waste.

 

[HoughMade]

US Army Asks for Biodegradable Ammo that Carries Seeds, Grows Plants

Ammunition already creates biodegradable waste.

My favorite part is how about 6 months after they start using the stuff, they'll have to develop a technology to clear weeds from the artillery range.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Chief Dumb**** also doubled-down on this ticket, saying he encourages it

Man gets $128 ticket for warming up car in own driveway

 

[actaeon277]

Chief Dumb**** also doubled-down on this ticket, saying he encourages it

Man gets $128 ticket for warming up car in own driveway

It's to protect you from yourself.
Well, this is what you get when you want big government.
Big government is gonna big govern.

 

[JettaKnight]

Chief Dumb**** also doubled-down on this ticket, saying he encourages it

Man gets $128 ticket for warming up car in own driveway

Did he walk around the house and check all the windows and doors?

 

[sharkey]

Did he walk around the house and check all the windows and doors?

Guy's lucky he didn't have a dog to bury.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Guy's lucky he didn't have a dog to bury.

Chief Dumb****: "We went into your house and killed your dog. Y'know, for our safety... just in case."

 

[OakRiver]

US Army Asks for Biodegradable Ammo that Carries Seeds, Grows Plants

Ammunition already creates biodegradable waste.

Making the grass grow, or pushing up daisies?

 

[Nazgul]

US Army Asks for Biodegradable Ammo that Carries Seeds, Grows Plants

Ammunition already creates biodegradable waste.

So, now it is ok to introduce invasive species to an environment?

The Greenies will have nightmares.....

Don

 

[rvb]

US Army Asks for Biodegradable Ammo that Carries Seeds, Grows Plants

Ammunition already creates biodegradable waste.

Perhaps somewhere along the line there was a miscommunication .... the old "pushin' up daisies" line taken too literally by someone... ?

-rvb

 

[2A_Tom]

IN FLANDERS FIELDS POEM

By Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place: and in the sky
The larks still bravely singing fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the dead: Short days ago,
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved: and now we lie
In Flanders fields!

Take up our quarrel with the foe
To you, from failing hands, we throw
The torch: be yours to hold it high
If ye break faith with us who die,
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

It's a two-fer. You plant the daisies for them to push up.

 

[printcraft]

It's a two-fer. You plant the daisies for them to push up.

Hippies putting flowers in gun barrels taken to the next level.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Natalie Portman is mad because Ashton Kutcher was paid 3x more than her for "No Strings Attached"

Sounds like she should be mad at her agent, or herself for accepting the deal.

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/819278049598472192

 

[HoughMade]

Natalie Portman is mad because Ashton Kutcher was paid 3x more than her for "No Strings Attached"

Sounds like she should be mad at her agent, or herself for accepting the deal.

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/819278049598472192

You kindly corrected that post. I'm still trying to figure out what being paid "3 times less" means. I know what being paid 1/3 means, but not 3 times less.

 

[jbombelli]

You kindly corrected that post. I'm still trying to figure out what being paid "3 times less" means. I know what being paid 1/3 means, but not 3 times less.

This. Is one of my pet peeves, though I rarely call people on it.

 

[HoughMade]

This. Is one of my pet peeves, though I rarely call people on it.

That's because you are kind and mature.

 

[jamil]

This. Is one of my pet peeves, though I rarely call people on it.

Yeah. well. unless in the same post they attempt to grammer nazi someone. Then it's time to call them out. Otherwise. Yeah. I know what they're saying so, meh.

 

[jamil]

That's because you are kind and mature.

You callin' him old?

 

[HoughMade]

You callin' him old?

Try to give a guy a compliment....