"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[ArcadiaGP]

Modern journalism.

 

[Spear Dane]

The stupid is real in the UK and we are on our way there too.

 

[jamil]

The stupid is real in the UK and we are on our way there too.

Sounds like it HAS to be a parody. So it’s apparently true. Can’t they just put up warning signs all over the place?

“Warning! If you’re robbing the place, please beware of the pool in the back yard, we wouldn’t want you to accidentally trip and drown in 3 feet of water.”

wait. Nevermind. We can’t assume all would-be robbers can read.

 

[Nazgul]

So,you want to be found dead in a car?

Well, if I was being paid with sex...…….might be worth the risk....depending......if she was a hot redhead...….

Don

 

[ghuns]

Modern journalism.

That's Pulitzer material right there.

 

[printcraft]

That's Pulitzer material right there.

The Loch Ness Monsters likes this.

 

[BugI02]

Well, if I was being paid with sex...…….might be worth the risk....depending......if she was a hot redhead...….

Don

If it was a hot redhead, I suspect only one body would be found and she would just get a new mechanic

 

[ArcadiaGP]

 

[ArcadiaGP]

 

[actaeon277]

Yup.
The rich are evil.
Let's give money to a rich girl from a rich family to make her more rich
the rich are evil.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

1978: 'I bet we're gonna have flying cars, a cure for cancer, and other awesome things...'

2018:

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Not embedding the image here, because it's probably violent enough to be against the rules.

Stupid headline...

Some art gallery in Portland (of course) put up a giant image on their street-facing window of Trump with his head pulled back and a knife cutting his throat... blood spilling from neck and nose... with the text "**** TRUMP".

Yes, classy. Quite classy. Just asking for a brick.

Portland art gallery takes down violent Trump illustration after threats - KPTV - FOX 12

 

[Hatin Since 87]

1978: 'I bet we're gonna have flying cars, a cure for cancer, and other awesome things...'

2018:

He was just plugging it in for a little charge.

 

[halfmileharry]

I guess IHOP had a name change to promote their burgers.
I just saw a commercial where IHOP said it was just a sales gimmick.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Man shakes woman's hand.

She thinks it was "too firm"

Wants to sue for being the victim of a violent crime

Gets shut the **** down.

Woman loses bid to have real estate agent's handshake considered a violent crime

 

[ArcadiaGP]

This person should not be writing about money.

 

[JettaKnight]

Looks like the title changed to, "A Week In New York City On $25/Hour And $1k Monthly Allowance"
But even so... remind me again why I'm not suppose to stereotype millennials?


EDIT: read the piece and was waiting for the complaint about "gender wage gap" to show up - it did in the comments.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Looks more like flexing than an actual article.

(Since I helped Jamil learn what "thots" were... flexing is next on his internet vocab course.)

 

[IndyTom]

Wow. Parents provide an allowance on top of rent, education, health insurance, phone and entertainment and they feel they are the source to talk about how to spend money in NYC?

 

[JettaKnight]

Yup.
The rich are evil.
Let's give money to a rich girl from a rich family to make her more rich
the rich are evil.

(I don't want to re-post her photo, so I'm quoting you.)


I hope that people are giving her money to make her rich - for sacrificing.


You know, "sacrifice the billionaire so we have a good harvest!" I don't care if it's for good weather, fertility, prosperity, the apple harvest... I don't care if it's done with a gold dagger upon an altar, a large monolith dropped on her head, a wicker man... just ritualistically sacrifice her.