"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Yeah, it seems outlandish now, and to many of us it always will, but someone on INGO predicted that this is an area which will see significant change over the years as a brand of "civil rights". He would love to be wrong...but he isn't.

I was assured, with great and emphatic, confidence, that that would never happen.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

My money is on an open-carry holster for a Hi-Point. *

* The colonoscopy thread has reminded me that I need to use purple a lot more, I'm genuinely surprised what people take seriously.



Most places, people would freak out if you said you bought a parts set for a machine-gun, here, no one would raise an eyebrow. I don't doubt there are websites for people that do all kinds of things most of us would consider degenerate. It would probably be a fascinating study to compare the views of different groups on that subject.

Yes. There are.

My, um... SO at the time when all that agitating was going on for gay marriage, wondered why it would be a problem. I said polyamory is pretty light, but not too far down the slope, then there's the bestiality, and the pedophiles. She was sceptical, but it wasn't two weeks before I showed her a headline that supported my argument. I said "slippery slope", she replied with deer in the headlights. Hey, just because you're a prevert doesn't mean you have to go with all of it ࿋

 

[Cameramonkey]

Close minded and afraid of change you say?

Well, this one is all for dropping pedos off a bridge, we're not doing that now so it's progressive.
Cumberland Gap bridge is nice, maybe the Golden Gate bridge, they are very scenic.

I'd suggest GGB as the tide goes out. That will be a self cleaning tool.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Speaking of self cleaning, slowly lowering the pedos feet first into the Amazon for the piranha to eat?

 

[printcraft]

Speaking of self cleaning, slowly lowering the pedos feet first into the Amazon for the piranha to eat?

It's ecologically sound. Giving back to nature.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Close minded and afraid of change you say?

Well, this one is all for dropping pedos off a bridge, we're not doing that now so it's progressive.
Cumberland Gap bridge is nice, maybe the Golden Gate bridge, they are very scenic.

It's ecologically sound. Giving back to nature.

I originally considered making a small cut on their naughty bits to encourage the fishies a place to start, but that would be cruel.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I've wondered how far north the piranhas can be naturalized; that's what I'd want in my moat.

 

[actaeon277]

Close minded and afraid of change you say?

Well, this one is all for dropping pedos off a bridge, we're not doing that now so it's progressive.
Cumberland Gap bridge is nice, maybe the Golden Gate bridge, they are very scenic.

 

[OakRiver]

 

[printcraft]

This woman is a nutcase...

[video=youtube;QECB9ZlZTYo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QECB9ZlZTYo&app=desktop[/video]

[video=youtube;aXu6AWVhTUo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXu6AWVhTUo[/video]

 

[MCgrease08]

Another rights hating moron who can't make a point without dropping an f-bomb every third work.

 

[IndianaSoloMcfly]

Where do these people come from..

" my sign helps me mannnnn "

My lady hates when you guys post this stuff because now shes gonna have to listen to an ISmcfly rant

 

[Hatin Since 87]

Wow. The level of stupidity never ceases to amaze me. Better get rid of your dogs also, wouldn’t want an intruder being bit

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Man...She's got a screw or two loose.

This woman is a nutcase...

[video=youtube;QECB9ZlZTYo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QECB9ZlZTYo&app=desktop[/video]

[video=youtube;aXu6AWVhTUo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXu6AWVhTUo[/video]

 

[MCgrease08]

Rectum? It actually killed him.

Man arrested for killing friend by blasting compressed air up rectum | Asia Times

 

[patience0830]

Rectum? It actually killed him.

Man arrested for killing friend by blasting compressed air up rectum | Asia Times

This is why you don't goose people with an air hose. Colons are not designed for 120 psi.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

That woman with the blue tarp sign may be calling all gun owners terrorists, but I can't help but wonder what she'd feel like if she ever met a real terrorist...






Is it wrong to hope she one day does?

 

[jamil]

This woman is a nutcase...

That ***** is crazy. Delusional.

 

[Leadeye]

Some people will do anything for attention.

 

[Ziggidy]

Worked as a mechanic for 36 years, this never happened to me!!

Guess I was a crappy mechanic...

Don

So,you want to be found dead in a car?