"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[ArcadiaGP]

On the other side of the dumb, people are reporting the tweet because they want to think it breaks the rules of the platform, trying to get him banned from Twitter.

Good luck with that nonsense.

https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2...uhle-team-up-to-get-trump-thrown-off-twitter/

 

[hopper68]

NEWS FLASH!!!! WILD ANIMALS WANT TO EAT YOU!!!!

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...sia-taigan-crimea-olga-solomina-a8458261.html

 

[BugI02]

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/worl...inst-mother-of-all-wars/ar-BBKVIxp?li=BBoPWjQ
He's probably "distracting" us from Iran's threats.

I seem to recall bad things happening to someone who blathered on about "The Mother of All Battles"

Perhaps they should muse upon his fate

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Weird, it's like [POLITICAL ISSUE #1] can be used to solve [MANUFACTURED CRISIS #3] almost every time.

Gun Control can fix starvation in Africa!
Legalizing Marijuana can solve poverty in India!
Pro-choice legislation will cure cancer!

 

[ArcadiaGP]

FULLY SEMI-AUTOMATIC

 

[ArcadiaGP]

this seems to be a good old fashioned ****-show.

White House readies plan to extend about $12 billion in emergency aid to farmers caught in Trump’s escalating trade war

 

[JettaKnight]

this seems to be a good old fashioned ****-show.

White House readies plan to extend about $12 billion in emergency aid to farmers caught in Trump’s escalating trade war

Waiting to hear how INGO's Trump apologist explain how (A) these trade wars are making America great, and (B) how these handouts are really federal govt handouts.

 

[printcraft]

W T F is it with the scammers visiting me lately???!!

Guy comes in today and wants me to make a stamp for a frequent drink card...

P: "Are you the owner?"
S: "no, I'm trying to help them out"
P: "Ok, well, have them call me and I'll make the stamp for them"
S: "no, I'm in there every day and its a gift for them"
P: "Sorry, not going to make it, sounds like the gift you are giving them is a scam."
S: "no, I'm just trying to help"
P: "Ok, what is your name and I'll give him a call and see if you are on the up an up."
S: "I'm not giving you my name, and don't call them."
P: "OK get out."
S: "I'll never buy anything here."
P: "OK, goodbye"
S: "I should kick your ass"
P: "Get Out"
P: "I'm calling the cops and letting them deal with you."
S: "Why?, I'm not causing any trouble, you can stick this shop up your ass."

 

[spencer rifle]

...you can stick this shop up your ass."

The correct term is "Uranus."

 

[JettaKnight]

W T F is it with the scammers visiting me lately???!!

Guy comes in today and wants me to make a stamp for a frequent drink card...

P: "Are you the owner?"
S: "no, I'm trying to help them out"
P: "Ok, well, have them call me and I'll make the stamp for them"
S: "no, I'm in there every day and its a gift for them"
P: "Sorry, not going to make it, sounds like the gift you are giving them is a scam."
S: "no, I'm just trying to help"
P: "Ok, what is your name and I'll give him a call and see if you are on the up an up."
S: "I'm not giving you my name, and don't call them."
P: "OK get out."
S: "I'll never buy anything here."
P: "OK, goodbye"
S: "I should kick your ass"
P: "Get Out"
P: "I'm calling the cops and letting them deal with you."
S: "Why?, I'm not causing any trouble, you can stick this shop up your ass."

Wow!

(A) How cheap do you have to be to try this scam?
(B) How do you think you'll pull the wool over the the print shop owner's eyes?

 

[BugI02]

Weird, it's like [POLITICAL ISSUE #1] can be used to solve [MANUFACTURED CRISIS #3] almost every time.

Gun Control can fix starvation in Africa!
Legalizing Marijuana can solve poverty in India!
Pro-choice legislation will cure cancer!

https://www.technologyreview.com/s/...ands-of-additional-suicides-in-north-america/
Climate change could drive tens of thousands of additional suicides in North America


Tragically, climate change will literally be the death of (some of) us. If only we hadn't left the Paris accords! Oh, the humanity!

 

[printcraft]

Wow!

(A) How cheap do you have to be to try this scam?
(B) How do you think you'll pull the wool over the the print shop owner's eyes?

A. He is going to spend $25 on a rubber stamp and pad, to scam $10 worth of drinks? Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

B. I went down to the convenience store at lunch and talked to the manager and let them know about the dipstick.
I know the owner of the chain too.

 

[Hatin Since 87]

A. He is going to spend $25 on a rubber stamp and pad, to scam $10 worth of drinks? Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

B. I went down to the convenience store at lunch and talked to the manager and let them know about the dipstick.
I know the owner of the chain too.

So are you gonna make my stamp or not?

 

[printcraft]

So are you gonna make my stamp or not?

Well...

 

[IndyTom]

So are you gonna make my stamp or not?

Pretty sure you said you weren't going to buy anything from printcraft...are you expecting it to be gratis, now?

 

[printcraft]

Pretty sure you said you weren't going to buy anything from printcraft...are you expecting it to be gratis, now?

He was in quite the huff when he peddled his ass down the street.

 

[eldirector]

Pretty sure you said you weren't going to buy anything from printcraft...are you expecting it to be gratis, now?

Well, if it gratis, then technically...

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Trump's star vandalized. Pretty sure this means, by the constitution, he's no longer president. Congrats mike pence.

 

[Benp]

W T F is it with the scammers visiting me lately???!!

Guy comes in today and wants me to make a stamp for a frequent drink card...

P: "Are you the owner?"
S: "no, I'm trying to help them out"
P: "Ok, well, have them call me and I'll make the stamp for them"
S: "no, I'm in there every day and its a gift for them"
P: "Sorry, not going to make it, sounds like the gift you are giving them is a scam."
S: "no, I'm just trying to help"
P: "Ok, what is your name and I'll give him a call and see if you are on the up an up."
S: "I'm not giving you my name, and don't call them."
P: "OK get out."
S: "I'll never buy anything here."
P: "OK, goodbye"
S: "I should kick your ass"
P: "Get Out"
P: "I'm calling the cops and letting them deal with you."
S: "Why?, I'm not causing any trouble, you can stick this shop up your ass."

He was just trying to help them out. You know, to be helpful. This reminds me of Kramer when he said that he's "just trying to get ahead"
[video=youtube;bU6m5UqLx9M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU6m5UqLx9M[/video]

 

[ghuns]

A. He is going to spend $25 on a rubber stamp and pad, to scam $10 worth of drinks?...

AKA, "hustling backwards".