"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[ArcadiaGP]

Some PPD, but not really SJW... so I'll drop it here.

Married woman has sex with mechanic for free repairs. Leave car running in garage and both mechanic and woman die to carbon monoxide poisoning.

Must've been quite the scene for a husband to walk in on.

One problem sort of fixed itself... except the car. That's probably ruined.

 

[MCgrease08]

Some PPD, but not really SJW... so I'll drop it here.

Married woman has sex with mechanic for free repairs. Leave car running in garage and both mechanic and woman die to carbon monoxide poisoning.

Must've been quite the scene for a husband to walk in on.

One problem sort of fixed itself... except the car. That's probably ruined.

Look up. See post #1820.

 

[rvb]

seems like a mutual suicide thing...
I mean they'd likely not succumb to CO poisoning at the same time... I mean it's tricky enough for two people engaged in "activities" to finish anything at the same time, amiright!?
-rvb

 

[ghuns]

seems like a mutual suicide thing...
I mean they'd likely not succumb to CO poisoning at the same time... I mean it's tricky enough for two people engaged in "activities" to finish anything at the same time, amiright!?
-rvb

I mean, how long does it take to die of CO poisoning in an enclosed garage?

I'm suddenly feeling more inadequate than usual.

 

[actaeon277]

I mean, how long does it take to die of CO poisoning in an enclosed garage?

I'm suddenly feeling more inadequate than usual.

It depends on the level of CO

 

[ArcadiaGP]

"Yes officer, I swear that's how I found them."

 

[IndyTom]

Wow. Guy comes home from work, opens up the garage and finds his wife and her mechanic dead parked inside.

Apparently she had been banging the mechanic in exchange for free car repairs and the two of them were boning in the car while it was running inside the garage. Carbon Monoxide got them both.

https://www.wthr.com/article/man-finds-wife-and-her-mechanic-dead-mid-tryst-couples-garage

I wonder if other things "released" after they died and ruined a car that might've just needed a few parts. Talk about a loss. Got rid of a cheating wife but now you've got a soiled car to deal with. Still probably worth it.

 

[JettaKnight]

Now that's what I call auto-erotic asphyxiation!






Remember to tip your waitress.

 

[HoughMade]

Wow. Guy comes home from work, opens up the garage and finds his wife and her mechanic dead parked inside.

Apparently she had been banging the mechanic in exchange for free car repairs and the two of them were boning in the car while it was running inside the garage. Carbon Monoxide got them both.

https://www.wthr.com/article/man-finds-wife-and-her-mechanic-dead-mid-tryst-couples-garage

#1- Horrible reportage. What kind of car was it? Necessary information.

#2- Not a great mechanic. Now, assuming that the car was about 20 years old or less, if its in good repair, do you know how long it takes a modern car to produce enough CO to kill someone? Answer: a pretty long time.

 

[MCgrease08]

Perhaps they were basking in the post-coitus after glow and got sleepy. They probably didn't realize they were getting much sleepier than usual.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Indiana off duty officer harasses black man at his own apartment pool. Asks him to leave, along with apartment manager that acknowledged he was a tenant.

Video went viral. Apt mgr on administrative leave. Probably could have avoided that if she'd just stuck up for him against the *probably* racial profiling cop


https://www.wthr.com/article/video-...-duty-officer-and-apartment-tenant-goes-viral

 

[printcraft]

Now that's what I call auto-erotic asphyxiation!



Remember to tip your waitress.

Did we ever figure out it that was still allowed?

 

[MCgrease08]

Did we ever figure out it that was still allowed?

Sure, as long as you have a spotter.

 

[HoughMade]

Perhaps they were basking in the post-coitus after glow and got sleepy. They probably didn't realize they were getting much sleepier than usual.

Sleepy post-coitus.....am I the only one who feels like boxing a kangaroo or building a border wall afterwards?

 

[BugI02]

Sleepy post-coitus.....am I the only one who feels like boxing a kangaroo or building a border wall afterwards?

Yes

Unless seconds are on the menu

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Don't mind me, just vaguely venting.

Pre-order something on Amazon... the kind of thing that... if you want it at a reasonable price, you have to pre-order. The kind of thing that is very limited, and once it "releases"... it's near impossible to find again at a reasonable price due to scarcity.

So, I pre-order on Amazon... because it's being fulfilled by Amazon. That's great!

... First e-mail comes... they're going to delay the shipment.

Okay. Well, it released now... and everywhere else is selling out... but I'll stick with ya Amazon.

Month later... Sorry, we have to cancel your order.

Oh? Well go **** yourself with a rake.

That's not how pre-orders work. If I'd known you were incapable of handling the order, I'd have gone with a different outlet. Now I'm **** out of luck because of your incompetence.

Alright.

Feel better.

Back to the regularly scheduled thread.

 

[IndianaSoloMcfly]

Don't mind me, just vaguely venting.

Pre-order something on Amazon... the kind of thing that... if you want it at a reasonable price, you have to pre-order. The kind of thing that is very limited, and once it "releases"... it's near impossible to find again at a reasonable price due to scarcity.

So, I pre-order on Amazon... because it's being fulfilled by Amazon. That's great!

... First e-mail comes... they're going to delay the shipment.

Okay. Well, it released now... and everywhere else is selling out... but I'll stick with ya Amazon.

Month later... Sorry, we have to cancel your order.

Oh? Well go **** yourself with a rake.

That's not how pre-orders work. If I'd known you were incapable of handling the order, I'd have gone with a different outlet. Now I'm **** out of luck because of your incompetence.

Alright.

Feel better.

Back to the regularly scheduled thread.

I really want to know what kind of thing you ordered

 

[ArcadiaGP]

I really want to know what kind of thing you ordered

I said "vague" for a reason...

No one here needs to know my degenerate hobbies.

 

[IndianaSoloMcfly]

Lawl, not here to judge. Hope you find your 12 sided purple ***** launcher for a fair price somewhere.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Hope you find your 12 sided purple ***** launcher for a fair price somewhere.