"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[BigBoxaJunk]

You guys are fans of the drawn-on eyebrows, eh?

I think I'm going to invent a set of pre-made "Eye Brow Stamps", so the chick can just pick the style, ink it up, and press it on.

Or, better yet, re-usable "Eye Brow Decals" that could be glued on like press-on nails.

[Checking out InventHelp.com]

 

[JettaKnight]

You guys are fans of the drawn-on eyebrows, eh?

Ay Papi!!

 

[Itchytriggerfinger]

You guys are fans of the drawn-on eyebrows, eh?

In my defense, I probably wouldn't see the eyebrows. If I have to throw a pillow away, I'm ok with that.

 

[spencer rifle]

You guys are fans of the drawn-on eyebrows, eh?

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.

 

[hopper68]

I wonder if we could get him to do a drama on INGO weekly series so I wouldn't miss anything.

[video=youtube;yJjgckxeWXY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJjgckxeWXY[/video]

 

[ArcadiaGP]

All she has to do to collect a $560 million lotto jackpot is make her name public. She refuses.

Mixed feelings on this one. I'd feel the same way, I wouldn't want to be publicly recognized for winning a lottery.



While that amount of money should afford anyone the opportunity to leave their community, and live somewhere well-protected and secure... she seems tied to where she lives, and surely going public would affect how she's viewed in some manner.

Update on this. Judge says she can stay anonymous.

Winner of $560 Million Powerball Can Keep Her Name Private, Judge Rules

 

[printcraft]

https://nypost.com/2018/03/13/dog-dies-after-united-flight-attendant-forces-it-into-overhead-bin/

 

[Ericpwp]

Seaside High teacher accidentally fires gun in class, students injured

 

[rob63]

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.

I already know that will be the best thing I will read today.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Seaside High teacher accidentally fires gun in class, students injured

I saw this on the news this morning.

 

[HoughMade]

Well this is helpful.

Seaside Teacher, Mayor Pro Tem fires gun inside high school classroom injuring student - Story | WFLD

 

[JettaKnight]

[video=youtube;zw-jTCNZSmY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw-jTCNZSmY[/video]

 

[jamil]

[video=youtube;zw-jTCNZSmY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw-jTCNZSmY[/video]

Oh yeah. That one is infamous for perfect timing.

 

[printcraft]

 

[daddyusmaximus]

OK, so the leftists organized student walkouts... Here's a kid who didn't want to get involved in the political mess, so he just stayed in the class that day. He got suspended... for staying in class...

Student Suspended For Refusing to Leave Classroom During Gun Control Walkout | Tribunist

 

[daddyusmaximus]

I thought they said GUNS cause all the violence...


https://gazelle.popsugar.com/article/california-students-turn-violent-during-antigun-rally-7757351


[video]https://www.nbcnews.com/video/feb-26-california-students-turn-violent-during-anti-gun-rally-1170647619609[/video]

 

[ArcadiaGP]

As shameful as parading kids around to talk about gun control.

Just dumb.

 

[jamil]

As shameful as parading kids around to talk about gun control.

Just dumb.

Hey. I have an idea. Take surveys of various demographic groups, then make sure you don't do anything to promote voting among the groups that disagree with you, and give special priority to groups that agree with you, even to the point of letting them vote.

 

[thej27]

[video=youtube;yBiww2b8OFs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBiww2b8OFs[/video]

 

[actaeon277]

As shameful as parading kids around to talk about gun control.

Just dumb.

Oh jeez.

This is the problem of thinking of kids as "little adults".