"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[Nazgul]

Maybe the FBI should have been a little less worried about political issues and more worried about their actual jobs.....

Don

 

[ArcadiaGP]

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Woman is awarded $180,000 after cops spend 11 minutes searching her vagina for drugs and find nothing. | WOFL

 

[Cameramonkey]

And there it is.

Prepare for ****LOADS of lawsuits.

FBI says Jan. 5 tip about the suspected Florida school shooter was received by FBI's Public Access Line but "protocols were not followed" to escalate the tip for further investigation

They'll cite Castle Rock v Gonzales and/or Warren v DC and it will go away.

Woman is awarded $180,000 after cops spend 11 minutes searching her vagina for drugs and find nothing. | WOFL

I can think of about half a dozen jokes... but I dont want a 3 day timeout since this is a family friendly site.

 

[actaeon277]

11 minutes?
Then it was either huge, or someone was feeding their excitement.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Woman is awarded $180,000 after cops spend 11 minutes searching her vagina for drugs and find nothing. | WOFL

"We've already determined what you are, now we're just negotiating the price."

 

[JettaKnight]

This is thing? And we need a law against it?

Indiana lawmakers advance bill to ban eyeball tattooing | WANE

 

[patience0830]

11 minutes?
Then it was either huge, or someone was feeding their excitement.

"Find my keys and we'll drive out." Comes to mind.

That kind of time frame is pretty unconscionable, regardless.

 

[red_zr24x4]

This is thing? And we need a law against it?

Indiana lawmakers advance bill to ban eyeball tattooing | WANE

As bad as the one that just passed about allowing school kids to have suntan lotion

 

[jamil]

This is thing? And we need a law against it?

Indiana lawmakers advance bill to ban eyeball tattooing | WANE

this seems to have a darwinian solution.

 

[hopper68]

SPLC: hate groups grew 4% from 2016-2017 | TriStateHomepage

 

[HoughMade]

SPLC: hate groups grew 4% from 2016-2017 | TriStateHomepage

In other news, respect for the SPLC has shrunk by 94% since 1970.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

This is thing? And we need a law against it?

Indiana lawmakers advance bill to ban eyeball tattooing | WANE

Yes, it's a thing. Yes it's stupid as hell, but as much as I hate stupidity... we don't need a law against it, unless it hurts OTHER people. Typical waste of government time and money... telling people how to live.

 

[JettaKnight]

In other news, respect for the SPLC has shrunk by 94% since 1970.

Southern Poverty Law Center Adds Itself To List Of Hate Groups

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Unenforceable bull****.

 

[jamil]

Unenforceable bull****.

Alright. So then what happens when he stays away from video games and eventually commits a mass murder? What then? Maybe there's something more likely causing him to threaten mass murder. That judge has too much power.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

Substitute Teacher threatens student with gun violence after seeing a screen saver of President Trump on his computer...

https://signalscv.com/2018/02/subst...us-allegedly-making-gun-threat-aimed-student/

 

[ArcadiaGP]

"Sorry what were you saying? My stupid baby fell."

 

[dugsagun]

Wow, thats just so bad i literally am saying are you F'ing kidding me?!

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Her mom jeans are too short for her.