"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[2A_Tom]

Uber.

 

[jamil]

Had to work at that.

That’s why the van says “movers who care”. They’re conscientious enough to really keep at it.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

No vehicle around, the young lady would have had to carry 66 pounds of chain and block several miles and only get a small bruise on her arm. To me suicide seems a bit of a stretch.

She wasn't a former adviser for hilarity clinton, was she? Arkancide is always ruled suicide or natural causes, if the medical examiner knows [strike]his stuff[/strike]what's good for him.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

"Reports"

 

[Cameramonkey]

Fun, Lewis Black esque takedown of a ridiculous article. I wont even justify the idiot site by sending y'all to it. He breaks it down well.

"We are the Mighty published an article stating the "4 Reasons Marines Don't Need Full Auto Weapons." Operator Sam disagrees"

[video=youtube;feP22i5VLNM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feP22i5VLNM[/video]

 

[actaeon277]

"Reports"

They showed the guy that was in the unaltered pic.
He thought it was funny.

 

[actaeon277]

Fun, Lewis Black esque takedown of a ridiculous article. I wont even justify the idiot site by sending y'all to it. He breaks it down well.

"We are the Mighty published an article stating the "4 Reasons Marines Don't Need Full Auto Weapons." Operator Sam disagrees"

[video=youtube;feP22i5VLNM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feP22i5VLNM[/video]

Probably from the same people that thought the LCS was a great idea.
After all, new ideas are automatically better ideas, aren't they?

 

[HoughMade]

Fun, Lewis Black esque takedown of a ridiculous article. I wont even justify the idiot site by sending y'all to it. He breaks it down well.

"We are the Mighty published an article stating the "4 Reasons Marines Don't Need Full Auto Weapons." Operator Sam disagrees"

[video=youtube;feP22i5VLNM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feP22i5VLNM[/video]

Great video. I commented on it.

 

[HoughMade]

Lancaster middle school prints sex hotline number on student ID cards

https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/l...lD8AfgtaaZJNB2CpdhBD_4uvh4OyRrKHZEZBX77xQkAVQ

[FONT=&amp]The Lancaster School District said New Vista Middle School made a mistake and actually meant to print the number to the suicide hotline but got two digits mixed up.[/FONT]

You prevent suicide your way, and I'll prevent it my way.

 

[2A_Tom]

A sex HOTline for students would have been a great thing when I was in school!

 

[MarkC]

Lancaster middle school prints sex hotline number on student ID cards

https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/l...lD8AfgtaaZJNB2CpdhBD_4uvh4OyRrKHZEZBX77xQkAVQ



You prevent suicide your way, and I'll prevent it my way.

I just got back from a two-day drug conference where much of the theme was the need for a multi-discipline approach to treatment. Seems like the same would be true here, too. Multi-discipline approach to the problem, using all available tools and approaches!

 

[HoughMade]

Nothing takes you mind off of self-harm like....wood.

 

[nonobaddog]

Don't they charge by the minute for those calls though?

 

[MarkC]

Don't they charge by the minute for those calls though?

But, but, but.... It's for the children!

 

[MCgrease08]

Nothing takes you mind off of self-harm like....wood.

Pretty sure I may have hurt myself a time or two when I was younger.

 

[printcraft]

A sex HOTline for students would have been a great thing when I was in school!

But, but, but.... It's for the children!

 

[HoughMade]

But, but, but.... It's for the children!

 

[Phase2]

I subscribed to Popular Science when I was a kid and really enjoyed and learned from it.

Latest "science" article: People think beef is manly, and that’s a big problem

 

[daddyusmaximus]

Here is a video of an abortion activist, sitting on a bar, and while (sick twisted) people cheer... mimic the murder of a child. The satanic would be baby killer stabs it's own gut with a large fixed blade knife, yanks out the cord, and infant, and bathes itself in the innocent blood of the pretend victim, then drinks some of it from a glass.


ON FACEBOOK. And yet somehow, this gruesome simulated bloodbath doesn't violate their "community standards".



https://www.facebook.com/lefttheleftshow/videos/496894720905096/



It's no wonder other cultures want to blow us up...

 

[JettaKnight]

Here is a video of an abortion activist, sitting on a bar, and while (sick twisted) people cheer... mimic the murder of a child. The satanic would be baby killer stabs it's own gut with a large fixed blade knife, yanks out the cord, and infant, and bathes itself in the innocent blood of the pretend victim, then drinks some of it from a glass.


ON FACEBOOK. And yet somehow, this gruesome simulated bloodbath doesn't violate their "community standards".



https://www.facebook.com/lefttheleftshow/videos/496894720905096/



It's no wonder other cultures want to blow us up...

Which library is hosting this tranny to read to children?