"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[DoggyDaddy]

That's smack in the danger zone...

I have a few responses to this in mind (humorous, not serious), but I think all of them would be in poor taste so I will refrain.

 

[JettaKnight]

I have a few responses to this in mind (humorous, not serious), but I think all of them would be in poor taste so I will refrain.

Surprisingly, safe for work.
[video=youtube;k3-zaTr6OUo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3-zaTr6OUo[/video]

 

[ghuns]

Men arrested for exchanging gunshots while wearing bulletproof vests

Well... It was in Arkansas, and they were "smart" enough to only use a .22.

 

[JettaKnight]

Men arrested for exchanging gunshots while wearing bulletproof vests

Well... It was in Arkansas, and they were "smart" enough to only use a .22.

I could not figure out why they'd charge them, and what's the crime, till I read this:

"unloaded the clip into Hicks' back,"

Book'em, Danno.

 

[Kaneda13]

Book'em, Danno.

HA HA, you're old... oh, wait, I get that reference.

 

[Dead Duck]

Men arrested for exchanging gunshots while wearing bulletproof vests

Well... It was in Arkansas, and they were "smart" enough to only use a .22.

 

[actaeon277]

Surprisingly, safe for work.
[video=youtube;k3-zaTr6OUo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3-zaTr6OUo[/video]

[video=youtube;KL7u_MYdva0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL7u_MYdva0[/video]

 

[daddyusmaximus]

Charlize Theron Is ‘Shockingly Available,’ Begs Men To ‘Grow A Pair And Step Up’



1. Liberal men don't HAVE a pair... that would be "toxic masculinity".

2. Conservative men are smart enough to stay away from this insane idiot...


https://www.dailywire.com/news/4560...ook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=benshapiro

 

[jamil]

Charlize Theron Is ‘Shockingly Available,’ Begs Men To ‘Grow A Pair And Step Up’



1. Liberal men don't HAVE a pair... that would be "toxic masculinity".

2. Conservative men are smart enough to stay away from this insane idiot...


https://www.dailywire.com/news/4560...ook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=benshapiro

In the official universal hot/crazy matrix she’s in the no go zone. Not hot enough to outweigh the crazy. PETA freak? Nah.

 

[actaeon277]

Or... she could ask a guy out.
It IS 2019.

 

[rhino]

In the official universal hot/crazy matrix she’s in the no go zone. Not hot enough to outweigh the crazy. PETA freak? Nah.

The matrix only applies if you use your real name, phone number, and she finds out where you live.

 

[Dead Duck]

Charlize Theron?
I'm sure most of us here are not a compatible gender to go out with her.

 

[jamil]

Or... she could ask a guy out.
It IS 2019.

Hey. She used to date Sean Penn so it’s not like her standards are all that high.

 

[sharkey]

Hey. She used to date Sean Penn so it’s not like her standards are all that high.

IIRC, she was the reason he destroyed all his firearms.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Illinois governor signs bill to raise smoking age to 21

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Italy has elected Mussolini's granddaughter.

Japan is making plans to remove a constitutional ban on having a military.

guess we're doing this again

 

[HoughMade]

Or... she could ask a guy out.
It IS 2019.

Sure, but who wants a guy that wouldn't have the sand to ask you out?

 

[BugI02]

Italy has elected Mussolini's granddaughter.

Japan is making plans to remove a constitutional ban on having a military.

guess we're doing this again

See my sig line

 

[actaeon277]

Sure, but who wants a guy that wouldn't have the sand to ask you out?

Me.

I DON'T want a GUY that has the sand to ask me out.




And if she doesn't want a neutered partner, maybe stop contributing to the neuter process.

 

[HoughMade]

Me.

I DON'T want a GUY that has the sand to ask me out.




And if she doesn't want a neutered partner, maybe stop contributing to the neuter process.

Two points well made.