"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[JettaKnight]

THEY GOT HIM

THEY FINALLY GOT HIM


WHEN IS THE IMPEACHMENT HEARING?

https://babylonbee.com/news/good-ev...trump-drawing-immediate-flurry-of-fact-checks

 

[ArcadiaGP]

https://babylonbee.com/news/good-ev...trump-drawing-immediate-flurry-of-fact-checks

Politico "fact-checked" the line "1 in 3 women is sexually assaulted on the long journey north"

They said the real number is 31%.

They literally have nothing except the deep need to be critical and negative. Even CBS reported 80% of independents saw the SOTU as positive.

 

[rvb]

Was his name Noah?

? Noah had 3 sons. Thinking of Lot?
-rvb

 

[Cameramonkey]

? Noah had 3 sons. Thinking of Lot?
-rvb

cant be. Only 3 isn’t a lot.

 

[jamil]

cant be. Only 3 isn’t a lot.

Yeah, but one is a Lot.

 

[JettaKnight]

? Noah had 3 sons. Thinking of Lot?
-rvb

I second guessed myself, but the coffee was still in my mug and not in my belly when wrote that.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Virginia.

 

[BugI02]

THEY GOT HIM

THEY FINALLY GOT HIM


WHEN IS THE IMPEACHMENT HEARING?

Yeah, Trump underestimated it by 10 years, unless NYT is saying no American troops fought in Desert Storm; or perhaps that Kuwait isn't in the ME :rolleyes:

 

[rob63]

This is a really old Facepalm, but it is new to me so here it is...

If you look on Google Maps for Mallows Bay, Maryland you can see a large number of sunken wooden cargo ships in the Potomac River. They were purchased by the US government during World War I at a cost of nearly $1 million each, were already obsolete when they were ordered, weren't delivered until after the war was over, never sailed anywhere, and were finally set on fire and sunk in the river in order to cease paying the storage costs. During WWII the government paid even more money in a failed attempt to salvage the metal fittings from them. More recent years have seen money spent cleaning the site up and studying the ecological effects of the remains.

Here is the story: https://sometimes-interesting.com/2013/04/18/the-ghost-fleet-of-mallows-bay/

 

[Dead Duck]

Should I call San Francisco and tell them to look in Florida?

 

[daddyusmaximus]

Apparently elected officials (from one party) are threatening teenagers these days on twitter...

https://www.theblaze.com/news/democ...363&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com

 

[rhino]

Apparently elected officials (from one party) are threatening teenagers these days on twitter...

https://www.theblaze.com/news/democ...363&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com

Based on that article, looks like she got owned by that kid. Good on him!

 

[daddyusmaximus]

There were some tweets refering to assassination going out during the SOTU. Glenn Beck's people caught it. He was there watching people.


https://www.facebook.com/GlennBeck/videos/vb.36400348187/354704911785146/?type=2&theater


https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/feb/6/donald-trump-jr-condemns-jemele-hill-over-getcho-h/


It's pretty damn disturbing.

 

[KMaC]

I really appreciate you saving my life but I gotta go. I told my dealer I'd meet him at 2:30.
https://www.wthr.com/article/man-steals-crashes-police-car-after-officers-revive-him-overdose

 

[ArcadiaGP]

ok

 

[printcraft]

Is there a go fund me I can donate to?

 

[Dr.Midnight]

ok

Might as well. From the looks of him, I doubt anyone will miss it.

 

[JettaKnight]

Is there a go fund me I can donate to?

$2.99 for a cigar cutter.

 

[HoughMade]

Might as well. From the looks of him, I doubt anyone will miss it.

Not so fast. Go on over to "People of Walmart" and then explain to me that there's NOT a key for every lock.

 

[MCgrease08]

$2.99 for a cigar cutter.

Tuna can lid.