"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[Phase2]

Playing a "game" where one person is guaranteed to be dead or severely hurt and where the other is guaranteed to be the perpetrator. These two were no smarter than the idiots they are supposed to apprehend.

 

[spencer rifle]

I always knew revolvers were a menace.

 

[HoughMade]

#1- What revolver? (two reasons, this is INGO and this could be even stupider than we first thought).
#2- They carry revolvers? [edit: this was at someone's apartment]
#3- How many rounds were they thinking this would go?

 

[printcraft]

Seems like much more to the story here.
Drugs/alcohol, cheaters (love) gone wrong, I'm going to turn you in for X... otherwise

 

[JettaKnight]

She was a male co-workers home at 1 am...

I'm sure it happened exactly the way the men claimed it did.

 

[HoughMade]

She was a male co-workers home at 1 am...

I'm sure it happened exactly the way the men claimed it did.

Yeah, there's something more to this, but if this is the story they came up with to mask the real​ story.....yeesh.

 

[Phase2]

#1- What revolver? (two reasons, this is INGO and this could be even stupider than we first thought).
#2- They carry revolvers? [edit: this was at someone's apartment]
#3- How many rounds were they thinking this would go?

Assuming the article was 100% correct (a big assumption):
1- Don't know what specific brand/model, but it was definitely a revolver per the article.
2- Not necessarily a service weapon.
3- Sounds like it went off on the third round.

Seems like much more to the story here.
Drugs/alcohol, cheaters (love) gone wrong, I'm going to turn you in for X... otherwise

Based on the description, I'd guess drugs/alcohol. There was actually a third officer there that didn't want any part of it.

He advised that he told the defendant and victim that they shouldn't be playing with guns and that they were police officers. He felt uncomfortable with them playing with guns and didn't want to have any part of it and he started to leave. As he left the room but before leaving the apartment he heard a shot. He went back into the room and saw that the victim had been shot in the chest.

She was a male co-workers home at 1 am...

I'm sure it happened exactly the way the men claimed it did.

It sounds like it was a voluntary/consensual shooting.

 

[KMaC]

#3- How many rounds were they thinking this would go?

Is this a pop quiz? I'm guessing neither shooter or victim was up to the math.

 

[Dead Duck]

I may need some help understanding this story.

Screenshot says it all ........ I guess??

https://www.foxnews.com/us/idaho-sisters-arrested-in-murder-for-hire-plot-police-say

 

[DoggyDaddy]

I may need some help understanding this story.

Screenshot says it all ........ I guess??

https://www.foxnews.com/us/idaho-sisters-arrested-in-murder-for-hire-plot-police-say

Okay, I'm so gonna do some gender-assuming on the dude (yeah, I said it) on the right.

 

[patience0830]

The pic on the left MIGHT be female but that dude on the right is a dude.

For the record, I know at least 2 older gentlemen named Doris.

 

[HoughMade]

Is this a pop quiz? I'm guessing neither shooter or victim was up to the math.

At this point, there’s no time machine, so to up the stupid factor, I’m hoping it’s a J-frame Smith.

 

[patience0830]

How dumb, drunk, or depressed do you need to be to play Russian roulette? They weren't even doing it right. S'posed to point it at yourself. Not a flipping team sport.

Idiots gonna idiot.

 

[MCgrease08]

FACEPALM: Ariana Grande Gets Tattoo In Japanese. It Doesn't Say What She Thinks It Does.

Singer Ariana Grande wanted to get a tattoo of the Japanese characters for "7 rings." Apparently she plugged it into Google translate and gt inked with whatever Google spit out and posted a pic to Instagram.

Unfortunately for her, many of her native Japanese speaking fans pointed out the tattoo literally translates to "BBQ grill." Oops.

 

[actaeon277]

FACEPALM: Ariana Grande Gets Tattoo In Japanese. It Doesn't Say What She Thinks It Does.

Singer Ariana Grande wanted to get a tattoo of the Japanese characters for "7 rings." Apparently she plugged it into Google translate and gt inked with whatever Google spit out and posted a pic to Instagram.

Unfortunately for her, many of her native Japanese speaking fans pointed out the tattoo literally translates to "BBQ grill." Oops.

that actually happens a lot.

 

[Dead Duck]

FACEPALM: Ariana Grande Gets Tattoo In Japanese. It Doesn't Say What She Thinks It Does.

Singer Ariana Grande wanted to get a tattoo of the Japanese characters for "7 rings." Apparently she plugged it into Google translate and gt inked with whatever Google spit out and posted a pic to Instagram.

Unfortunately for her, many of her native Japanese speaking fans pointed out the tattoo literally translates to "BBQ grill." Oops.

"BBQ Grill"
The best part is she's actually VEGAN.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

FACEPALM: Ariana Grande Gets Tattoo In Japanese. It Doesn't Say What She Thinks It Does.

Singer Ariana Grande wanted to get a tattoo of the Japanese characters for "7 rings." Apparently she plugged it into Google translate and gt inked with whatever Google spit out and posted a pic to Instagram.

Unfortunately for her, many of her native Japanese speaking fans pointed out the tattoo literally translates to "BBQ grill." Oops.

There are some good ones here: https://www.reshareworthy.com/asian-character-tattoos-gone-wrong/

 

[Dr.Midnight]

FACEPALM: Ariana Grande Gets Tattoo In Japanese. It Doesn't Say What She Thinks It Does.

Singer Ariana Grande wanted to get a tattoo of the Japanese characters for "7 rings." Apparently she plugged it into Google translate and gt inked with whatever Google spit out and posted a pic to Instagram.

Unfortunately for her, many of her native Japanese speaking fans pointed out the tattoo literally translates to "BBQ grill." Oops.

Annnnnd this is why letting a celebrity influence your decisions might not be the best course of action.

 

[eldirector]

Annnnnd this is why letting a celebrity influence your decisions might not be the best course of action.

Isn't she one of the so-called celebs that lectured all of us little people on something a while back?

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Bull. ****.

The "I was elected to lead, not to read" excuse.

Virginia lawmaker says she wouldn’t have co-sponsored controversial abortion bill if she had read it closely

Given how much abortion-related news there is going around, I wish we were mature enough to have a standalone thread on it that would last more than a week before being locked.