"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[rvb]

What do "Apple" websites have to do with this?

The websites are "seedy."

 

[Dead Duck]

So apparently in Florida you can be arrested for being too nice...

At around midnight, the unnamed neighbor told police he heard Stewart tell another person in the house he was going “to kill ‘em with kindness,” the Pensacola News Journal reported.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-...r-with-kindness-thats-the-name-of-his-machete

 

[actaeon277]

So apparently in Florida you can be arrested for being too nice...



https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-...r-with-kindness-thats-the-name-of-his-machete

That should have been a DGU.

 

[ghuns]

I hate PETA. I hate their constant overvaluation of non-human animal life. The suggestions that humans who harm or kill an animal deserve the same treatment. I hate it all. IMHO, it doesn't elevate the value of animal life, it lessens the value of human life.

That said, I hope somebody shoots the f***er that killed this girls dog.

Texas teen's service dog shot to death outside her home

 

[JettaKnight]

So apparently in Florida you can be arrested for being too nice...



https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-...r-with-kindness-thats-the-name-of-his-machete

Florida Man, FTW.

 

[ghuns]

A little more detail would be good - how was the dog killed? Hit and run? Shot? Knife?

Shot.

North Texas Teen’s Service Dog Shot And Killed Outside Home

 

[JettaKnight]

Shot.

North Texas Teen’s Service Dog Shot And Killed Outside Home

Yeah... I reading comprehension is not good until coffee infusion is complete.


I quickly tried to cover my tracks and edit that post, but it seems you were too fast.

 

[rkwhyte2]

I hate PETA. I hate their constant overvaluation of non-human animal life. The suggestions that humans who harm or kill an animal deserve the same treatment. I hate it all. IMHO, it doesn't elevate the value of animal life, it lessens the value of human life.

That said, I hope somebody shoots the f***er that killed this girls dog.

Texas teen's service dog shot to death outside her home

I agree and I read about the dog and it truly does suck that people would do that.

 

[ghuns]

...but it seems you were too fast.

Thanks. I get that a lot.
But mostly from the wife.

 

[JettaKnight]

We could chip in and help her get a new service animal.

Except... we may not raise enough and have to get her a cat instead of a dog... the cat would intentionally knock all the insulin bottles onto the floor and under the couch and she'd be dead in a week.

Satan Puts Finishing Touches On New Breed Of Cat

 

[rvb]

We could chip in and help her get a new service animal.

Except... we may not raise enough and have to get her a cat instead of a dog... the cat would intentionally knock all the insulin bottles onto the floor and under the couch and she'd be dead in a week.

Satan Puts Finishing Touches On New Breed Of Cat

we must have gotten one of his prototypes...

 

[ghuns]

...get her a cat instead of a dog...

[video=youtube;BKHoMi-U8g4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKHoMi-U8g4[/video]

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

I hate PETA. I hate their constant overvaluation of non-human animal life. The suggestions that humans who harm or kill an animal deserve the same treatment. I hate it all. IMHO, it doesn't elevate the value of animal life, it lessens the value of human life.

That said, I hope somebody shoots the f***er that killed this girls dog.

Texas teen's service dog shot to death outside her home

If I had a dog that was so valuable for my child as a service dog, and that would cost $10,000 to replace, I don't think I would allow that dog to run loose to take a "dip in the pond", as the story vaguely mentions. The story doesn't specify, but I assume that the dog was let out to run at large, and if you do that, lots of things can happen.

 

[JettaKnight]

we must have gotten one of his prototypes...

Cats are the perfect pet for a Calvinist - they constantly remind you that you're unworthy pond scum and never capable of earning their affection.


It's only from grace whereby they crawl under the covers and snuggle against your chest.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

Cats are the perfect pet for a Calvinist.

True:

 

[MCgrease08]

Broke teen who sold kidney for an iPhone now bedridden for life

Gee, how could one possibly foresee that selling a kidney on the Chinese black market for about $3500 could have negative long-term consequences?

 

[actaeon277]

Broke teen who sold kidney for an iPhone now bedridden for life

Gee, how could one possibly foresee that selling a kidney on the Chinese black market for about $3500 could have negative long-term consequences?

“Why do I need a second kidney? One is enough,” he said in reports at the time.
Because that one may fail. But I guess he knows that know.

Not to mention. A permanent change for a temporary gain.

 

[actaeon277]

If I had a dog that was so valuable for my child as a service dog, and that would cost $10,000 to replace, I don't think I would allow that dog to run loose to take a "dip in the pond", as the story vaguely mentions. The story doesn't specify, but I assume that the dog was let out to run at large, and if you do that, lots of things can happen.

A service dog is still a dog. It still needs to run and play.

 

[HoughMade]

“Why do I need a second kidney? One is enough,” he said in reports at the time.
Because that one may fail. But I guess he knows that know.

Not to mention. A permanent change for a temporary gain.

When one volunteers to be a live donor in most developed countries, the U.S. for certain, you are put through a battery of tests to make sure that your remaining kidney is perfectly healthy. Under these circumstances, it's really pretty safe.

Something tells me that the people proposing the transaction to this guy were not quite so thorough.

 

[HoughMade]

[video=youtube;sWqld-W0nHs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWqld-W0nHs[/video]