"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[DoggyDaddy]

'Foreskin Facial'
We had other names for that while growing up.



Baby Parts Lotion Stuff?
That can't be real, right?

Well it's going to ruin the old "If corn oil comes from corn, and vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?" joke.

 

[Vigilant]

Gives a whole new perspective on the “mushroom stamp”?

 

[Spear Dane]

I just looked. It's real. I'm going to hurl.

 

[Dr.Midnight]

I just looked. It's real. I'm going to hurl.

I don't know. If some nutty scientist came to me and said if you want a head of hair like Robert Plant in 1971, just rub this wiener extract on your scalp for a month. I admit, there would be some serious soul-searching going on.

 

[thej27]

Detroit police officers fight each other in undercover op gone wrong - Story | WJBK

 

[Dead Duck]

Detroit police officers fight each other in undercover op gone wrong - Story | WJBK

What's the big deal? I see this all the time on cop shows.

 

[Wolfhound]

Detroit police officers fight each other in undercover op gone wrong - Story | WJBK

Were they both yelling "stop resisting!" the entire time?

 

[ArcadiaGP]

it's time for Earth 2.0

 

[DoggyDaddy]

it's time for Earth 2.0

We were watching "Shipping Wars" a couple of weeks ago and one of the items being shipped was a Ferris Wheel to which the owner was "married". She was having it shipped to a site where they were going to celebrate their anniversary, with a stop at an air brush artist to have her "husband" decorated ("tattooed"?) for the occasion.

 

[printcraft]

it's time for Earth 2.0

91 years old? You know she is just marrying for the money.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Some punchlines you have to be brave enough to walk away from

 

[actaeon277]

it's time for Earth 2.0

Needs to be "treated"... NOT "accepted".

 

[actaeon277]

Some punchlines you have to be brave enough to walk away from

Nowadays you never know which they are talking about.

 

[Phase2]

Nowadays you never know which they are talking about.

But neither should be worthy of discussion by a "news organization".

 

[jamil]

'Foreskin Facial'
We had other names for that while growing up.



Baby Parts Lotion Stuff?
That can't be real, right?

Well. People like to have their boy babies circumcised. Might as well not let it go to waste.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

edit: old repost

 

[actaeon277]

https://abc7.com/travel/oc-southwes...C0DM3bweG_-pTYlRhmKad70GbDJarTpcU7oZNaIPbSYmE

OC Southwest gate agent mocks 5-year-old girl's name, posts boarding pass on social media


Okay.
Making fun of a kid's name, especially in front of them.. not cool.
Taking a pic of the boarding pass and posting it online.. even worse.

BUT..
The mom naming her kid Abcde.. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

 

[DoggyDaddy]

https://abc7.com/travel/oc-southwes...C0DM3bweG_-pTYlRhmKad70GbDJarTpcU7oZNaIPbSYmE

OC Southwest gate agent mocks 5-year-old girl's name, posts boarding pass on social media


Okay.
Making fun of a kid's name, especially in front of them.. not cool.
Taking a pic of the boarding pass and posting it online.. even worse.

BUT..
The mom naming her kid Abcde.. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

Almost reminds me of the story of the mother that was upset that people weren't pronouncing her daughter's name ("Le-a") correctly. She insisted it was pronounced "Ledasha".

 

[HoughMade]

https://abc7.com/travel/oc-southwes...C0DM3bweG_-pTYlRhmKad70GbDJarTpcU7oZNaIPbSYmE

OC Southwest gate agent mocks 5-year-old girl's name, posts boarding pass on social media


Okay.
Making fun of a kid's name, especially in front of them.. not cool.
Taking a pic of the boarding pass and posting it online.. even worse.

BUT..
The mom naming her kid Abcde.. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

How is that pronounced?

...and yeah, the gate agent should have been nicer, but it's about time the kid gets used to this.

[video=youtube;ZR5XGTpophI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR5XGTpophI[/video]

 

[IndyTom]

https://abc7.com/travel/oc-southwes...C0DM3bweG_-pTYlRhmKad70GbDJarTpcU7oZNaIPbSYmE

OC Southwest gate agent mocks 5-year-old girl's name, posts boarding pass on social media


Okay.
Making fun of a kid's name, especially in front of them.. not cool.
Taking a pic of the boarding pass and posting it online.. even worse.

BUT..
The mom naming her kid Abcde.. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

That link is from Abc7NY...wonder if they're related.