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[sharkey]

"Sometimes your whole life boils down to one insane move."

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"From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... johns!"

 

[yepthatsme]

"From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... johns!"

Robin Hood: Men In Tights



"But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly."

 

[sharkey]

"But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly."

History of the World: Part I


"Little bastard shot me in the ass."

 

[CraigAPS]

"Little bastard shot me in the ass."

Blazing Saddles

"You know, you gotta stop them at the beginning, like they shoulda stopped Hitler at Munich. They shoulda never let him get away with that. They was just asking for big trouble."

 

[sharkey]

"You know, you gotta stop them at the beginning, like they shoulda stopped Hitler at Munich. They shoulda never let him get away with that. They was just asking for big trouble."

The Godfather



"It's amazing that brain can generate enough power to keep those legs moving."

 

[yepthatsme]

"It's amazing that brain can generate enough power to keep those legs moving."

Superman


"Best I can figure, they were trying to fly through that barn, upside down."

 

[sharkey]

"Best I can figure, they were trying to fly through that barn, upside down."

Secondhand Lions


"In the days of evil and anarchy you had freedom to, now you are granted freedom from. Don't underrate it."

 

[yepthatsme]

"In the days of evil and anarchy you had freedom to, now you are granted freedom from. Don't underrate it."

The Handmaid's Tale



"What line were we in when they were distributing testicles?"

 

[WILSON]

"What line were we in when they were distributing testicles?"

The Judge















"It is possible that the two yutes..."
"Uhh,.. the two what?"
"What?"
"Uh... did you say ... 'yutes'?"
"Yeah, two yutes."
"What is a yute?"
"Oh, excuse me, your honor... Two YOUTHS!"

 

[sharkey]

"It is possible that the two yutes..."
"Uhh,.. the two what?"
"What?"
"Uh... did you say ... 'yutes'?"
"Yeah, two yutes."
"What is a yute?"
"Oh, excuse me, your honor... Two YOUTHS!"

My Cousin Vinny


"They **** YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They **** YOU at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got ****ed! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care."

 

[CraigAPS]

"They **** YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They **** YOU at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got ****ed! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care."

Lethal Weapon 2


"Human?"
"Barely. I'm a lawyer."

 

[sharkey]

"Human?"
"Barely. I'm a lawyer."

Blade 2


"So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give 'em all a nice big ****burger to eat!"

 

[CraigAPS]

"So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give 'em all a nice big ****burger to eat!"

Major League


"Werewolf!"
"Werewolf?"
"There."
"What?"
"There wolf. There castle."

 

[sharkey]

"Werewolf!"
"Werewolf?"
"There."
"What?"
"There wolf. There castle."

Young Frankenstein


"It was a dream! Stuff like that doesn't happen! It was a dream! Come on! I don't even wear pajamas! Normally I sleep naked! BUCK naked! Ha!"

 

[CraigAPS]

"It was a dream! Stuff like that doesn't happen! It was a dream! Come on! I don't even wear pajamas! Normally I sleep naked! BUCK naked! Ha!"

The Santa Clause

"Yo man, we gotta talk, seriously. Who do you think you are, Clint Eastwood? Dirty Rosewood?"

 

[sharkey]

"Yo man, we gotta talk, seriously. Who do you think you are, Clint Eastwood? Dirty Rosewood?"

Beverly Hills Cop 2



"But you know what bothers me? I walking down the street and a cute little boy pointed at me and said , 'Oh look Mommy, there goes the hamster's *****!'"

 

[yepthatsme]

"But you know what bothers me? I walking down the street and a cute little boy pointed at me and said , 'Oh look Mommy, there goes the hamster's *****!'"

Nutty Professor II


"Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I can't believe I shot Bill Murray."

 

[sharkey]

"Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I can't believe I shot Bill Murray."

Zombieland



"At birth, I was cast into a flaming pit of scum forgotten by God."

 

[WILSON]

"At birth, I was cast into a flaming pit of scum forgotten by God."

Natural Born Killers










(same actor in this one)




"You go to hell."

"Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?"

"Do you have any idea how ******* crazy you are?"

"You mean the nature of this conversation?"

"I mean the nature of you!"

 

[sharkey]

"You go to hell."

"Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?"

"Do you have any idea how ******* crazy you are?"

"You mean the nature of this conversation?"

"I mean the nature of you!"

No Country for Old Men






"Alright, which one of you is the ugliest, most inbred country son of a ***** out here?"