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[sharkey]

You make a noise Mr 44 makes a noise. You ask a question Mr. 44 answers it.

From Dusk 'Til Dawn


"I'd like to run some gynecological tests on the mother."

"Who wouldn't?"

 

[yepthatsme]

"I'd like to run some gynecological tests on the mother."

"Who wouldn't?"

Ghostbusters II



"There's an old saying, don't raise more demons than you can lay down. My father raised one too many."

 

[sharkey]

"There's an old saying, don't raise more demons than you can lay down. My father raised one too many."

Ghost Rider



"Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!"

 

[ATM]

"Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!"

Fast Times at Ridgemont High



"Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it."

 

[sharkey]

"Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it."

Blow



"OK, I'm taking down to precinct. Breath, blood or urine?"
"No, thanks. I'm full."

 

[yepthatsme]

"OK, I'm taking down to precinct. Breath, blood or urine?"
"No, thanks. I'm full."

The Mighty Ducks



"It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and pi$$ napalm and I can put a round in a flea's a$$ at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in."

 

[sharkey]

"It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and pi$$ napalm and I can put a round in a flea's a$$ at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in."

Heartbreak Ridge



"Wanna know what's a crime? Whoever defaced that work of art by painting it that color... ought to have his ass removed."

 

[yepthatsme]

"Wanna know what's a crime? Whoever defaced that work of art by painting it that color... ought to have his ass removed."

The Rookie


"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

 

[sharkey]

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

Spaceballs


"You want me to strap her to the hood? She'll be fine. It's not as if it's going to rain or something."

 

[yepthatsme]

"You want me to strap her to the hood? She'll be fine. It's not as if it's going to rain or something."

National Lampoons Vacation


"I'm tryin' to put some bad times behind me, but sometimes they don't stay put."

 

[sharkey]

"I'm tryin' to put some bad times behind me, but sometimes they don't stay put."

Open Range


"By this time next year pigeons are going to be crapping on statues of you across the whole damn state of Nebraska."

 

[yepthatsme]

"By this time next year pigeons are going to be crapping on statues of you across the whole damn state of Nebraska."

The Eagle Has Landed


"Picture a girl who took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

 

[sharkey]

"Picture a girl who took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

Saving Private Ryan



"Hell is coming to breakfast"

 

[goldtrigger]

"Hell is coming to breakfast"

The outlaw Josey Wales

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men."

 

[target64]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men."

Pulp Fiction


With enough courage you can do without a reputation

 

[CraigAPS]

With enough courage you can do without a reputation

Gone with the Wind



"How many a**holes we got on this ship anyhow?"
"Yo!!"
"I knew it. I'm surrounded by a**holes!!!"

 

[sharkey]

"How many a**holes we got on this ship anyhow?"
"Yo!!"
"I knew it. I'm surrounded by a**holes!!!"

Spaceballs


"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob."

 

[yepthatsme]

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob."

Strange Brew



"Wouldn't it be great if wars could be fought just by the a**holes who started them?"

 

[sharkey]

"Wouldn't it be great if wars could be fought just by the a**holes who started them?"

The Postman



"This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about...





BEER."

 

[yepthatsme]

"This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about...


BEER."

Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves



"Sometimes your whole life boils down to one insane move."