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[sharkey]

"Ketchup. Mustard. Thousand Island Dressing. Vinaigrette. This is good, Robbie. I told you to pack *food*. What the hell is this?"

War of the Worlds


"I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp."

 

[yepthatsme]

"I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp."

Risky Business


"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his a$$, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his a$$, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

Ferris Bueller's day off

"What are you going to do for an encore? Anally rape my grandmother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"

 

[CraigAPS]

"What are you going to do for an encore? Anally rape my grandmother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"

Clerks

"You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?"
"I...f*** your father in the shower and then have a snack. You gonna charge me, d***head?

 

[yepthatsme]

"You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?"
"I...f*** your father in the shower and then have a snack. You gonna charge me, d***head?

The Usual Suspects


"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

Fast times at ridgemont high

"First he screws me, then he screws you. It's Dutch door action."

 

[yepthatsme]

"First he screws me, then he screws you. It's Dutch door action."

Wayne's World



"I am so dead they're going to have to bury me twice."

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"I am so dead they're going to have to bury me twice."

license to drive


"I can't beat your bike."
-"You don't have to beat me, you just have to keep up."

 

[yepthatsme]

"I can't beat your bike."
-"You don't have to beat me, you just have to keep up."

The Lost Boys


"Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."

 

[IndyGunSafety]

The Lost Boys


"Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."

Big Trouble in Little China

"I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know."

 

[sharkey]

"I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know."

Kelly's Heroes



"Don't push me 'cause I am close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my head."

"Yes, I like that one. I could really get jiggy with that. Lovely."

 

[yepthatsme]

"Don't push me 'cause I am close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my head."

"Yes, I like that one. I could really get jiggy with that. Lovely."

Happy Feet



"I ain't had a drink since breakfast, and the only time I wear this coat's in your courtroom. Was always good enough when you needed what was in it!"

 

[sharkey]

"I ain't had a drink since breakfast, and the only time I wear this coat's in your courtroom. Was always good enough when you needed what was in it!"

Rooster Cogburn


"If them men wanted a decent burial, they should have gotten themselves kilt in summer."

 

[IndyGunSafety]

Rooster Cogburn


"If them men wanted a decent burial, they should have gotten themselves kilt in summer."

True Grit

"They'd never expect us to come back. Nobody would go through that again."

 

[yepthatsme]

"They'd never expect us to come back. Nobody would go through that again."

Flight Of The Intruder


"Why is it when you do something terrific, nine times out of 10 you're all alone, but when you screw up really big, the whole world is watching?"

 

[sharkey]

"Why is it when you do something terrific, nine times out of 10 you're all alone, but when you screw up really big, the whole world is watching?"

Mr. Destiny



"You know, it occurs to me that the best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people."

 

[WILSON]

"You know, it occurs to me that the best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people."

Trading Places













"Gimme the key! I'm gonna follow 'em!"
"Have you ever driven a Mercedes before?"
"No, but a car is a car. I drive my car every day."
"I'm driving. I've seen your car."
"Oh, that's cold."

 

[sharkey]

"Gimme the key! I'm gonna follow 'em!"
"Have you ever driven a Mercedes before?"
"No, but a car is a car. I drive my car every day."
"I'm driving. I've seen your car."
"Oh, that's cold."

Beverly Hills Cop



"What you think a colonic is? You think you're gonna run your ******* by the car wash?"

 

[yepthatsme]

"What you think a colonic is? You think you're gonna run your ******* by the car wash?"

The Nutty Professor


"The roast is resting in a shallow unmarked grave in the backyard."

 

[sharkey]

"The roast is resting in a shallow unmarked grave in the backyard."

Harry and the Hendersons



"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."