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[sharkey]

"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

The Good, The Bad and the Ugly



"I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking."

 

[WILSON]

"I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking."

Captain America (I think?)


















This shouldn't take a google-trek. If you're American, you'll probably nail it immediately...


"If we fight, it won't be a casual matter."

"Oh, I see you've got your big f^*&#!g knife there!
And hid somewhere on your person, you've probably got some pussified shooting instrument.
But, I AM GOOD at first impressions, and you are a f^*&#!g ****!
And I doubt you've fought many men, maybe not even one!"

 

[sharkey]

Captain America (I think?)

One of them, anyway.

"If we fight, it won't be a casual matter."

"Oh, I see you've got your big f^*&#!g knife there!
And hid somewhere on your person, you've probably got some pussified shooting instrument.
But, I AM GOOD at first impressions, and you are a f^*&#!g ****!
And I doubt you've fought many men, maybe not even one!"

Deadwood is a movie now?



"Just because she's a female gynecologist, doesn't mean she's a lesbian."

 

[yepthatsme]

"Just because she's a female gynecologist, doesn't mean she's a lesbian."

Detroit Rock City




"I saw the car over there in flames and all these strange little characters, you know, with towels on their heads, weird little goatees and stuff, running around yelling: "Ayatollah, Ayatollah."

 

[WILSON]

"I saw the car over there in flames and all these strange little characters, you know, with towels on their heads, weird little goatees and stuff, running around yelling: "Ayatollah, Ayatollah."

Used Cars












Thug: [holding a bowling ball] "What the **** is this?"

"Obviously, you're not a golfer."

 

[sharkey]

Thug: [holding a bowling ball] "What the **** is this?"

"Obviously, you're not a golfer."

The Big Lebowski


"I’ve never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!"
"Lord knows I have."

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"I’ve never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!"
"Lord knows I have."

Dirty Work

If I'm not back in half an hour, you go see Reverend Lynch at First Methodist and you tell him what's happened. Do NOT go to Father Callaway.

 

[sharkey]

If I'm not back in half an hour, you go see Reverend Lynch at First Methodist and you tell him what's happened. Do NOT go to Father Callaway.

Road to Perdition



"Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell."

 

[yepthatsme]

"Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell."

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective



"They blew up Congress! Ha ha ha ha!"

 

[sharkey]

"They blew up Congress! Ha ha ha ha!"

Mars Attacks!



"They were hiring that day. The brothers came with guns; they left with jobs. Oh, yes, whitey is very tricky."

 

[Cozy439]

Mars Attacks!



"They were hiring that day. The brothers came with guns; they left with jobs. Oh, yes, whitey is very tricky."

I'm gonna git you sucka!





"They're called b(*)(*)bs Ed"

 

[target64]

"They're called b(*)(*)bs Ed"

Erin Brockovich




God invented the whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

 

[yepthatsme]

God invented the whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

Crossfire Trail



"You know, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. In the transference, the monster got part of your wonderful brain. But what did you ever get from him?"

 

[sharkey]

"You know, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. In the transference, the monster got part of your wonderful brain. But what did you ever get from him?"

Young Frankenstein



"Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. "

 

[yepthatsme]

"Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. "

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory



"As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about."

 

[sharkey]

"As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about."

Shaun of the Dead




"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and ****... and Jack left town."

 

[WILSON]

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and ****... and Jack left town."

Army of Darkness
















"You gona tell me about an ambush? I just ambushed you with a cup of coffee!"

 

[yepthatsme]

"You gona tell me about an ambush? I just ambushed you with a cup of coffee!"

Ronin



"Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our a**es kicked, pal!"

 

[sharkey]

"Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our a**es kicked, pal!"

Aliens



"What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a **** job?"

 

[target64]

"What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a **** job?"

True Lies


You make a noise Mr 44 makes a noise. You ask a question Mr. 44 answers it.