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[yepthatsme]

"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."

A Christmas Story


" I'm glad I ain't going with them. Somewhere out there is the beast and he hungry tonight."

 

[sharkey]

" I'm glad I ain't going with them. Somewhere out there is the beast and he hungry tonight."

Platoon



"How dare you come into this office and bark at me like some little junkyard dog? I am the President of the United States!"

 

[CraigAPS]

"How dare you come into this office and bark at me like some little junkyard dog? I am the President of the United States!"

Clear and Present Danger


"You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once. Once!"

 

[sharkey]

"You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once. Once!"

Johnny Dangerously


"Yeah, 220, 221. Whatever it takes."

 

[TB1999]

Johnny Dangerously


"Yeah, 220, 221. Whatever it takes."

Mr Mom

"Chopper, sick balls!"

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"Chopper, sick balls!"

Stand by me

"Dominant male monkey mother****er!"

 

[AtTheMurph]

Dazed and Confused


In the past year, over 800,000 Americans have died. Despite millions of dollars of research, death continues to be our nation's number one killer.

 

[TB1999]

Dazed and Confused


In the past year, over 800,000 Americans have died. Despite millions of dollars of research, death continues to be our nation's number one killer.

Kentucky Fried Movie

"That boys heads like Sputnik. Hell be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow."

 

[CraigAPS]

"That boys heads like Sputnik. Hell be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow."

So I Married an Axemurderer

"You've been around a lot of corpses. Is that normal?"
"What, the feet thing?"
"Yeah, the feet thing."
"Yeah, it happens."
"Well I'm having a hard time concentrating. Can you do something about it?"
"Like what, kill him again?"

 

[sharkey]

So I Married an Axemurderer

"You've been around a lot of corpses. Is that normal?"
"What, the feet thing?"
"Yeah, the feet thing."
"Yeah, it happens."
"Well I'm having a hard time concentrating. Can you do something about it?"
"Like what, kill him again?"

The Rock



"How did you know she was a Nazi?"
"She talks in her sleep."

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"How did you know she was a Nazi?"
"She talks in her sleep."

Indiana Jones and the last crusade

"Last of the V8 interceptors."

 

[sharkey]

"Last of the V8 interceptors."

Mad Max


"Water?"
"No thank you, sir, no. Fish make love in it."

 

[WILSON]

"Water?"
"No thank you, sir, no. Fish make love in it."

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

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"I wanted you to meet my daughter. She's a good cook, a mighty fine looking girl. Takes after her dear departed mother."
"Sorry. Mother died, huh?"
"Nope, she just departed."

 

[sharkey]

"I wanted you to meet my daughter. She's a good cook, a mighty fine looking girl. Takes after her dear departed mother."
"Sorry. Mother died, huh?"
"Nope, she just departed."

Support Your Local Sheriff!



"My, such splendid similarities. Now from the looks of things, I'll have the lady come in with some more hot water."

 

[yepthatsme]

"My, such splendid similarities. Now from the looks of things, I'll have the lady come in with some more hot water."

Maverick



"What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here!"

 

[sharkey]

"What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here!"

Lethal Weapon


"No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare."

 

[Cozy439]

"No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare."[/QUOTE]

LOADED WEAPON 1



A DEAL, deal! Maybe the guy's a Republican. "Business is business," right?

 

[sharkey]

A DEAL, deal! Maybe the guy's a Republican. "Business is business," right?

Kelly's Heroes




"Great. My secret weapon is PMS. That's just terrific. Thanks for telling me."

 

[TB1999]

Kelly's Heroes




"Great. My secret weapon is PMS. That's just terrific. Thanks for telling me."

Buffy the vampire slayer

"Littering and...littering and....littering and...."

 

[sharkey]

"Littering and...littering and....littering and...."

Was starting to think I killed it again.

Super Troopers. Can you identify the pistol Chief Grady is carrying in the trailer scene?


"Number 1, I don't remember how often I used to jerk off, but it was a lot. Number 2, I wasn't pissed off at my dad, even when I was old enough to know what he and mom were doing in the bedroom. Number 3, I don't look in the toilet before I flush it. Number 4, I haven't wet my bed for a long time. Number 5, why don't the two of you go **** yourselves; I'm outta here."