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[yepthatsme]

"Touch me again and I'll kill ya"

The Last Boy Scout? (There's a few movies with this same quote)


"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English."

 

[sharkey]

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English."

The 5th Element


"If he sends Hickey after me, he's coming straight after you."
"Yeah, Hickey. I've heard he's a real scary guy."

 

[WILSON]

"If he sends Hickey after me, he's coming straight after you."
"Yeah, Hickey. I've heard he's a real scary guy."

Last Man Standing
(Took a decade before it dawned on me that's a remake of Fistful of Dollars )


















"I guess you'll just have to kill me."

"It'll hurt if I do."

 

[sharkey]

"I guess you'll just have to kill me."

"It'll hurt if I do."

You tricky person you. Last Man Standing.



"Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your **** in my wife. 'Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week.'"

 

[WILSON]

"Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your **** in my wife. 'Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week.'"

The Last Boy Scout











"What does it feel like?"
"What does what feel like?"
"Killing a man. Beating another man to death with your bare hands."
"What are you a weirdo?"

 

[sharkey]

"What does it feel like?"
"What does what feel like?"
"Killing a man. Beating another man to death with your bare hands."
"What are you a weirdo?"

Pulp Fiction





"What knockers!"
"Oh, thank you doctor."

 

[yepthatsme]

"What knockers!"
"Oh, thank you doctor."

Young Frankenstein



I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.

 

[sharkey]

I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.

Blazing Saddles


"Remember, thou art mortal! Remember, thou art mortal! Remember, thou art mortal! Remember, thou..."
"Oh, blow it out your ***!"

 

[two70]

History of the World Part 1


"I'm completely out of ammo...... that's never happened to me before."

 

[yepthatsme]

"I'm completely out of ammo...... that's never happened to me before."

Tremors II



"Don't be creepy. Don't be creepy. Don't be creepy."

 

[sharkey]

"Don't be creepy. Don't be creepy. Don't be creepy."

Warm Bodies



"My dear, never confuse efficiency with a liver complaint."

 

[SkinNFluff]

"My dear, never confuse efficiency with a liver complaint."

Mary Poppins

"Everybody sit there and shut the **** up or I'm peeling caps like bananas"

 

[yepthatsme]

"Everybody sit there and shut the **** up or I'm peeling caps like bananas"

Man, I give up on this one. I thought it was Pulp Fiction, but I know that's wrong.


"Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the a**."

 

[Lebowski]

Man, I give up on this one. I thought it was Pulp Fiction, but I know that's wrong.


"Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the a**."

Die Hard.

"Dear Dad: You always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid."

 

[sharkey]

"Dear Dad: You always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid."

Catch Me If You Can


"Match in the gas tank, boom boom"

 

[yepthatsme]

"Match in the gas tank, boom boom"

What's Eating Gilbert Grape?


"I'm your huckleberry...."

 

[sharkey]

"I'm your huckleberry...."

Tombstone


"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files obtain forms 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons, and lists of private ownership."

 

[yepthatsme]

"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files obtain forms 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons, and lists of private ownership."

Red Dawn (Good movie)


"We may have to be neighbors, but I don't have to be neighborly."

 

[sharkey]

"We may have to be neighbors, but I don't have to be neighborly."

Chisum


"Well, Alan. For the first time in weeks, the Trollenberg is free from clouds."
"Yes - and let's hope it stays that way."

 

[yepthatsme]

"Well, Alan. For the first time in weeks, the Trollenberg is free from clouds."
"Yes - and let's hope it stays that way."

The Crawling Eye


"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."