"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."
Caddyshack
"Everyone knows about them we just didn't tell you."
"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses
"I'm going to see you burn, you son of a b!#*h, because you killed my friend!"
"He died like a pig."
"What did you say?"
"I said your friend died screaming like a stuck Irish pig. Now you think about that when I beat the rap."
"Hey... hey!!!"
[pushed off roof, screaming]
"Did he sound anything like *that*!?"
Dr no"I put a black widow spider underneath his mosquito net... a female, they're the worst. It took him a whole week to die."
Was my Peter San brave?
"O Lord, without consulting with Thee, we have sent thy way some souls whose evil ways passeth all understanding. We ask Thee humbly to receive them... whether you want them or not! Amen."
"You wanna play it soft. We'll play it soft. You wanna play it hard. Let's play it hard."
"Please, you're making a German spectacle of yourself."
"If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have?"
"This has gotta be the weirdest thing you've ever been called in on."
"Actually, I once had to tag a kid that broke his neck trying to put his mouth on his penis."
"No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night."
"Everybody sit there and shut the **** up or I'm peeling caps like bananas"
Man, I give up on this one. I thought it was Pulp Fiction, but I know that's wrong.
Big Money Hustlas.. An Insane Clown Posse sub-b-movie.
"I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses."
"Don't cross the streams."
"Never get out of the boat. Never get out of the boat!
Absolutely g&*!#^d right!!! Unless you're goin' all the way."
"How do you know what kind of god **** day it is?"
"WTF! Where's is the rescue squad?"
"We're it."