Afghanistan

[femurphy77]

Biden Puts Afghan American Diplomat Hilmira Clintabdul In Charge Of Protecting American Embassy In Kabul

KABUL—As the Taliban threatens the U.S. embassy in Kabul, Biden has selected an up-and-coming rookie diplomat to protect the Americans serving there: Afghan American woman Hilmira Clintabdul.

babylonbee.com

What a wonderful vision! Putting a woman as the face of our country in a country where a goat is more valuable than a woman.

Sheer Genius!

If you're going for "woke" points. Not so much from a more realistic perspective.


DOH! Got me, didn't see the source.

 

[Bugzilla]

Only United States citizens can vote.
Refugees in the United States cannot vote.
Refugees must be permanent residents for at least 5 years before applying for citizenship.

Just like the last election!

 

[Bugzilla]

Those engines at full power will pull you in.

Then purée you out the exhaust!

 

[1DOWN4UP]

 

[Mikey1911]

Then why go through the trouble of importing them if it's not necessary to "tUrN tHoSe sTaTeS bLuE?"

“Insurance”

 

[rhamersley]

Biden Administration Deploys Elite Squad Of TikTok Influencers To Stop Taliban

KABUL - In a last-ditch effort to halt the advance of Taliban forces rampaging through the capital of Afghanistan, the Biden Administration is sending an elite squad of America's best TikTok influencers. 'I'm sorry it has come to this, but I'm left with no other choice,' said Biden to a...

babylonbee.com

 

[1DOWN4UP]

 

[AtTheMurph]

Only United States citizens can vote.
Refugees in the United States cannot vote legally.
Refugees must be permanent residents for at least 5 years before applying for citizenship.

In any event, what about Afghan refugees turned US citizens would make you think that they would "vote blue?"

FIFY

 

[AtTheMurph]

 

[femurphy77]

Then purée you out the exhaust!

I was actually expecting to see some of that. I do so enjoy the narrators telling how the people fell out of the wheel wells on the C17. The were clearly sitting on the wheel well fairings as the plane rolled out. Don't you know that splat at 160mph from 1000 feet had to hurt.

For a split second.

 

[BigRed]

Reminds me of a man I meet his name was Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad. I kid you not. Please explain that one to me.

I have heard other talk about that guy....

 

[BigRed]

Does anybody still think he's actually making decisions?

I think so when it comes to chocolate or vanilla.

 

[printcraft]

Only United States citizens can vote.
Refugees in the United States cannot vote.
Refugees must be permanent residents for at least 5 years before applying for citizenship.

In any event, what about Afghan refugees turned US citizens would make you think that they would "vote blue?"

BULL ****.

Better check on the **** the democrats are passing.

The measure makes it much easier to register to vote.​

All voters would be able to register, designate party affiliations, change addresses and de-register online; 40 states and the District of Columbia offer some or all of those options. Voters would also be automatically registered when visiting state or federal agencies unless they explicitly decline, similar to what has been required of most states — but not always carried out — by the federal “motor-voter law” that passed in 1993. Voters could also register when they cast a ballot, either on Election Day or during early voting, as is already the case in 21 states.

If they get a welfare check or a drivers license or any other type of government assistance they GET REGISTERED TO VOTE.
There is DICK to stop them from voting. Same with illegals.
Let me guess, illegals don't get welfare?

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/30/us/politics/voting-rights-law.html

 

[blues bondsman]

I just heard on the radio that bodies were falling from the landing gear as the planes are leaving Afghanistan and they expect to find more wedged in when they land.
Kinda cold and the air is a bit thin at 30K feet eh !
Rough way to go but probably better than what the taliban has in mind for them.
Keep voting demon-crat America and you'll get what you deserve !
They said people around the world laughed at Trump ??? Oh My ! Now their laughing !!!
This administration we have now is the biggest joke ever !!!

 

[BigRed]

Yep..... Gordon Lightfoot was correct. "You can't jump a jet plane like you can a freight train."

 

[printcraft]

I'll be curious to see what happens when they start the televised beheading of the Americans that get caught by the Taliban in all this turmoil. Nothing or Invasion 2.

Probably be labeled as covid deaths, they were still there because they hadn't cleared the 72 hour covid pre-screen to get on a flight home.

 

[jsx1043]

Biden Administration Deploys Elite Squad Of TikTok Influencers To Stop Taliban

KABUL - In a last-ditch effort to halt the advance of Taliban forces rampaging through the capital of Afghanistan, the Biden Administration is sending an elite squad of America's best TikTok influencers. 'I'm sorry it has come to this, but I'm left with no other choice,' said Biden to a...

babylonbee.com

This one was worth copy/paste:


KABUL—In a last-ditch effort to halt the advance of Taliban forces rampaging through the capital of Afghanistan, the Biden Administration is sending an elite squad of America's best TikTok influencers.

"I'm sorry it has come to this, but I'm left with no other choice," said Biden to a chocolate eclair in the Camp David situation room as beloved TikTok star Benny Drama and others parachuted from a C-130 into Kabul. "If anyone can influence those Gen Z Taliban youth, it's those flamboyant youngsters. Man, I'll bet they smell real good too."

According to sources on the ground, Benny Drama was the first to land, right in the middle of a group of Taliban mujahidin.

"Heeeey girlfriends!" he said. "Whatcha all doin'? Y'all better stop this, honey! This is the patriarchy! And maybe juuuuust a touch homophobic?"

He then did a little dance in front of them and posted the video to TikTok before being immediately thrown off a building.

The administration has committed to sending "as many influencers as it takes" until the Taliban has been fully influenced to lay down their weapons and go live peaceful lives in the hill country.

If that plan doesn't work, the military announced they will drop Hollywood stars into Kabul to join hands around the city and sing "Imagine" by John Lennon.


Frankly, I don’t see a problem with this.

 

[Sylvain]

This all looks so well planned ........not!

Update around 7:45 am.
"On a different plane now eventually headed for Kuwait. It's like 130 in this b*tch"

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This dude is lucky he's in Afghanistan, imagine if he got got by the TSA, in California, with a loaded "high cap mag" inside an aircraft!

 

[jsx1043]

Don’t worry, we’re going back. My best friend’s whole battalion just got spun up with warning orders. 72 hours and he’s wagons east.

 

[BigRed]

Don’t worry, we’re going back. My best friend’s whole battalion just got spun up with warning orders. 72 hours and he’s wagons east.

State does not want to be without its never ending war.