Gave it to you earlier, help desk jobs that don't require leaving the home! You are already on the computer all the time anyway, make some money at it, and do your "fair" share. Nothing says you have to deck out your resume to the nines with all the piled higher and deepers, but for you to preach about taking others' wealth to redistribute, without doing your part...
"All the time"? Really? You track my hours?
I'm sure they ask about those missing years in my employment history. Also, I think a company would view the deliberate omission of information to be deceptive...