I think I've told the story before. Probably 11-12 years ago I got dispatched to a "mass casualty hit and run" in a subdivision up off E 96th St. While en route I started picking up on some oddities in the dispatch and had the 911 dispatcher ask if the "victims" were geese. They were. Sumdood in a bro-dozer had mowed down at least half a dozen of them. It was comically absurd.
It's against the law, but in some ways he was a modern day hero.