Your First World Problems

[jamil]

The bladder in the tank on my reverse osmosis went bad and now I have to wait longer for a glass of purified water. I'll be glad when the new tank arrives. FedEx. Huh. Why couldn't they have shipped it UPS?

 

[RevoWood123]

I bought some more popcorn for at home at the giant food store, only to find out my microwave is broken so now I have no convenient way to cook it.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

All my friends have tablets. I am stuck with a laptop.

 

[IndyDave1776]

I bought some more popcorn for at home at the giant food store, only to find out my microwave is broken so now I have no convenient way to cook it.

I sounds like *someone* is going to go shopping for a new microwave!

 

[IndyDave1776]

All my friends have tablets. I am stuck with a laptop.

How is that a bad thing? Chiseling into tablets doesn't sound nearly so nice as a laptop!

 

[pudly]

How is that a bad thing? Chiseling into tablets doesn't sound nearly so nice as a laptop!

You wouldn't say that if you ever had to chisel into a laptop.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

silk screen mesh limits are messing with my mojo detail on the new 'ban mbills shirt' I am trying to dream up.

 

[RevoWood123]

I sounds like *someone* is going to go shopping for a new microwave!

You sir are correct. My wife is, I am just there to pay for it.

 

[IndyDave1776]

You wouldn't say that if you ever had to chisel into a laptop.

 

[jfed85]

I ate so much food at Fogo de chao last night that I was absolutely miserable all night...

 

[Angry Pirate]

I get irritated when I can't copy and paste things into google and actually have to pull open the drawer on my desk and manually type things like this on the keyboard. I don't know if this is a first world problem or just laziness.

 

[historian]

My wife parked our second minivan in front of the garage, meaning I had to park my car outside. Then I had to scrape this morning.

 

[indiucky]

I worked 83 freight cars and bled off 122 cars yesterday which in my job description means I really walked around 575 cars for roughly 5 miles of walking on ballast and my bum knee was giving out.

Are you a car knocker???? My dad and granddad were carmen for K&I, later Southern, and finally Norfolk Southern......


We have a little farm in Perry County where I hunt, shoot, sip bourbon, and pee off the porch....We can only get two channels...They are Indiana PBS channels instead of my normal PBS Kentucky KET channels....

I realized how bad Indiana's PBS stations are...I mean terrible (compared to KET).....Sunday morning both CREATE and WNIN were showing infomercials for retirement......

I had always heard KET is considered among the top PBS affiliates in the nation and I believe it to be so....

 

[bonkers1919]

Out of 20 different types of toothpaste, which one do I choose?

 

[printcraft]

Went to the grocery store to get a gallon of 2% milk and the milk cooler at the front of the store next to the checkout and they only had whole milk stocked.
I had to walk back to the main cooler to get what I needed.

 

[Rookie]

Please tell me you cussed out the cashier and told them you would never shop there again. Sometimes you have to make a stand!

 

[RobbyMaQ]

I mistyped quality when redoing our site supporter sidebar banner and didn't proofread it before I sent it to the boss.

 

[printcraft]

I mistyped quality when redoing our site supporter sidebar banner and didn't proofread it before I sent it to the boss.

There's no exuse for that in this age of spellcheck.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

There's no exuse for that in this age of spellcheck.

True. I think I was hired for my cheap pricing, and certainly not for design auqlity.

 

[UTL]

Dropped two grapes on the floor in the kitchen, threw them away. I cant be bothered to wash them a second time.