Your First World Problems

[DCR]

Went to Mac's yesterday and the lights were off. Had to use the men's room in the dark. Luckily my wife has a flashlight app on her phone, but then I was afraid the phone might fall into the urinal!
AND it was one of those urinals that splash you if you wear shorts, but you don't know it if you wear long pants...AND they don't have paper towels in there, just a blower. Someone tell these people you can't get **** off your shins with a blower.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Went to Mac's yesterday and the lights were off. Had to use the men's room in the dark. Luckily my wife has a flashlight app on her phone, but then I was afraid the phone might fall into the urinal!
AND it was one of those urinals that splash you if you wear shorts, but you don't know it if you wear long pants...AND they don't have paper towels in there, just a blower. Someone tell these people you can't get **** off your shins with a blower.

Well, you can, but it involves standing on your head. It's a no win situation really.

 

[jamil]

Buy a Bunn



Boy, I know I do!

My Bunn makes awesome coffee.

 

[red_zr24x4]

My spicy brats are to spicy

 

[maxwelhse]

Buy a Bunn



Boy, I know I do!

As my username might imply, I like coffee an awful lot, and when I'm in charge of making it in a normal coffee maker I make a full pot and very strong... Then I drink a full pot of very strong coffee... Then I don't feel good... and I poop a lot... and my head hurts... and I start wondering if a 200 BPM pulse is normal.

It's better for me to let Kurig take the wheel... 2 cups (sometimes I cheat a 3rd) on the weekends and 1 in the morning on the weekdays before work. If I have company, I'll fire the big boy up and try to behave responsibly.

So, I guess my FWP here is that I can't control my coffee problem without the help of modern technology.

 

[jamil]

As my username might imply, I like coffee an awful lot, and when I'm in charge of making it in a normal coffee maker I make a full pot and very strong... Then I drink a full pot of very strong coffee... Then I don't feel good... and I poop a lot... and my head hurts... and I start wondering if a 200 BPM pulse is normal.

It's better for me to let Kurig take the wheel... 2 cups (sometimes I cheat a 3rd) on the weekends and 1 in the morning on the weekdays before work. If I have company, I'll fire the big boy up and try to behave responsibly.

So, I guess my FWP here is that I can't control my coffee problem without the help of modern technology.

Bunn makes a machine that does k-kups, pods, grounds, whatever. You control how much water to make it with. Strong or not.

 

[maxwelhse]

Bunn makes a machine that does k-kups, pods, grounds, whatever. You control how much water to make it with. Strong or not.

Hummm... I'm not sure I can be trusted with that much power, but, good to know!

 

[maxwelhse]

Went to Mac's yesterday and the lights were off. Had to use the men's room in the dark. Luckily my wife has a flashlight app on her phone, but then I was afraid the phone might fall into the urinal!
AND it was one of those urinals that splash you if you wear shorts, but you don't know it if you wear long pants...AND they don't have paper towels in there, just a blower. Someone tell these people you can't get **** off your shins with a blower.

Buddy of mine used to intentionally wear sandals to the bar so he'd know if the guy next to him was pissing on his feet... To this day I've never heard him offer a credible answer for WHY HE WOULD EVER WANT TO KNOW!??!?!?

 

[flyingsquirrel]

I ordered a spicy chicken sandwich and found out the chicken wasn't spicy, just the breading

 

[jbombelli]

Buddy of mine used to intentionally wear sandals to the bar so he'd know if the guy next to him was pissing on his feet... To this day I've never heard him offer a credible answer for WHY HE WOULD EVER WANT TO KNOW!??!?!?

Warning for language.
[video=youtube_share;64CVhTw_92Y]http://youtu.be/64CVhTw_92Y[/video]

 

[maxwelhse]

Warning for language.
[video=youtube_share;64CVhTw_92Y]http://youtu.be/64CVhTw_92Y[/video]

One of my favorite "Paulie" moments in the show, and I agree completely with him on that topic.

 

[DCR]

EVEN if you're not draggin' your laces.

 

[red_zr24x4]

Mama's making me cook chicken and pork steak on the grill!

 

[Nazgul]

I have to turn COMPLETELY around in my swivel chair at work to reach my Kuerig.

Don

 

[Ballstater98]

I have to wait 15 days until my massage appointment.

 

[maxwelhse]

I had to 3D print a shelf/spacer for my mouse because it was hurting my thumb having it in the same position all the time...

In a few weeks, I'll be back complaining that I had to grind CA glue off of my mouse, because the shelf was hurting my thumb.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Helped a friend move. He bought me breakfast. I asked for a sausage biscuit with egg, he ordered me a sausage egg mcmuffin. Oh the humanity. (I like both, btw)

 

[Cameramonkey]

I also had to buy my beer Saturday in a 24 pack of cans, not bottles. They were out of the bottles.

 

[d.kaufman]

I also had to buy my beer Saturday in a 24 pack of cans, not bottles. They were out of the bottles.

Now thats horrible!!!

 

[Cameramonkey]

On the plus side I had to buy 24 instead of 18, so its not ALL bad.