~~~ WHO Was Banned Today??? ~~~

[SkullDaddy.45]

And short too, right?

Belt buckle high buddy!!

 

[T.Lex]

Heya - not to bring this thread back to a serious question (actually, that is exactly the reason) but I am concerned that some of my posts get close to the line. It is awkward to discuss certain topics without getting into religion. That's just the state of the world today.

But, back in the day, I received a warning for using grownup language from BoR. I appreciated it, because I would rather get a warning than get banned. (Like in soccer, a yellow card is WAY better than a red card.) If posts are too close to the line for comfort, will the mods be able to issue such a warning?

TIA

 

[HoughMade]

A priest a minister and a rabbi walked into a bar.....

Oh...and an imam.....

 

[T.Lex]

A priest a minister and a rabbi walked into a bar.....

Oh...and an imam.....

And the bartender says, "What is this - some kind of joke?"

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Heya - not to bring this thread back to a serious question (actually, that is exactly the reason) but I am concerned that some of my posts get close to the line. It is awkward to discuss certain topics without getting into religion. That's just the state of the world today.

But, back in the day, I received a warning for using grownup language from BoR. I appreciated it, because I would rather get a warning than get banned. (Like in soccer, a yellow card is WAY better than a red card.) If posts are too close to the line for comfort, will the mods be able to issue such a warning?

TIA

How the world is today, discussing any news topic anywhere can be a sticky situation. If you take the top three news topics of last week, the riots in Missouri , the beheading in Irag, and the Mr. Sams being cut. All three subjects are touchy subjects. You got race relations, religion, and sexual preference dominating our news right now. But the problem arises in my opinion, when people always think that their opinions are always the right opinion. I love a good conversation. I love when people with other views join in. I've had my opinion on many subjects change because someone won the argument. But it's when close minded people who are not in the conversation to exchange ideas but to force what they believe on others by being the loudest in the room. That's when trouble starts. Sometimes with all the kidding around and fun and games we forget we're adults. If you cannot exchange ideas without offending someone, then you need to have a better grasp of the English language. IMHO

 

[bmbutch]

What about theocracies?

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

What about theocracies?

Wasn't he the only son on the Bill Cosby show? Not sure what happen to him.

 

[HoughMade]

Wasn't he the only son on the Bill Cosby show? Not sure what happen to him.

[video=youtube;sw6ndZNLYUA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw6ndZNLYUA[/video]

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

[video=youtube;sw6ndZNLYUA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw6ndZNLYUA[/video]

One of the all time greats, Bill Cosby!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar, and said "ow" "ow" "ow" "ow".

 

[Birds Away]

How the world is today, discussing any news topic anywhere can be a sticky situation. If you take the top three news topics of last week, the riots in Missouri , the beheading in Irag, and the Mr. Sams being cut. All three subjects are touchy subjects. You got race relations, religion, and sexual preference dominating our news right now. But the problem arises in my opinion, when people always think that their opinions are always the right opinion. I love a good conversation. I love when people with other views join in. I've had my opinion on many subjects change because someone won the argument. But it's when close minded people who are not in the conversation to exchange ideas but to force what they believe on others by being the loudest in the room. That's when trouble starts. Sometimes with all the kidding around and fun and games we forget we're adults. If you cannot exchange ideas without offending someone, then you need to have a better grasp of the English language. IMHO

Says you!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Says you!

BA wins another argument!! And changes opinions while doing it!!

 

[HoughMade]

A _______, a _______ and a _______ want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The _______ begins:


“When I found the bear, I read to him from the _______ and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”


“I found a bear by the stream,” says the _______, “and preached _______ holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”


They both look down at the _______, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast.


“Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”

 

[Birds Away]

Sublety is our specialty.

 

[jamil]

A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar. The rabbi says, "if the enemy of my enemy is my friend, then we're all friends, right?"

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

Oh, wait. I thought it said boned.

 

[jamil]

BA wins another argument!! And changes opinions while doing it!!

Says you!

First I agreed with SD. But I like hammers. I think I'll switch and side with BA.

 

[Birds Away]

First I agreed with SD. But I like hammers. I think I'll switch and side with BA.

Cuz I'm a people person.

 

[T.Lex]

This one's kinda tricky, but funny (to me).

A ______, an _______ and a __________ go into a pizza parlour. The waitress walks over and says, 'What would you like on your pizza?'

The __________ says, 'I like seafood, but my faith forbids me from eating shell- fish. Make me one without shellfish.'

She turns to the ________. 'I would like a meat topping, but my faith forbids me from eating pork. I'll have one without pepperoni.'

She turns to the ____________, who calmly says to her, 'Make me one with everything.'

And one of my favorite punchlines (said in an Irish brogue):
"Beggin' yur pardon father, I thought yu sed a 'goat'."

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]