Jesus would not carry. He would rely on His words alone to call upon the Angelic forces at His disposal.
This this...... Defintitely the jericho 941, of course I am biased in this because its my fav and my EDC.
Oh and fyi, the desert eagle was designed by Magnum research and produced by IMI ( currently named IWI ) so technically it is not a jewish gun, however the jericho 941 is, its also a common misconception that magnum makes the "Baby Eagle" when in fact the baby eagle is a renamed jericho for marketing purposes. I better quit now or I will staty rambling........
Actually, to directly answer the question posed by the title of this thread:
"what would Jesus carry"
Truthfully, the only true answer would be, "a cross"
IBTL
Pretty sure Jesus would not carry.
The Dude made his own weapon..........
King James Version (KJV)
15 And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;
Some good reads on the bible and self-defense.
http://www.davekopel.com/Religion/Is-the-best-defense-a-good-book.pdf
http://www.davekopel.com/Religion/Best-Defense-Part-II.pdf
I guess I need to be clear. I will restate that Jesus would not carry. He allowed himself to be crucified on a cross for you and me (and at any moment could have put a stop to it).
With that being said...
Exodus 21:
23 And if any mischief follow, then thou shalt give life for life,
24 Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot,
25 Burning for burning, wound for wound, stripe for stripe.
Fellas, the title is RHETORICAL! The point of this thread was to instigate your opinion on the best firearm, not Jesus' character. Read the disclaimer!