What Would Jesus Carry*

[bullet]

If he can turn water into wine, I hope he can turn water into ammo. No matter what he carries he's not going to be able to find ammo for it.

 

[jbombelli]

A Galil and a Desert Eagle.

 

[Smokepole]

a sword.

That can shoot lightening and/or plasma bolts and brings down the thunder!!!!

 

[Smokepole]

If he can turn water into wine, I hope he can turn water into ammo. No matter what he carries he's not going to be able to find ammo for it.

Or turn bullets coming at him into nothing. Or turn them around and send them back to the shooter.

 

[cbhausen]

Interesting read on the subject (with poll):

WHAT GUN WOULD JESUS CARRY? Top 10 Picks of Bible Scholars. | Best and Worst of Horror

 

[Magnum]

If he can turn water into wine, I hope he can turn water into ammo. No matter what he carries he's not going to be able to find ammo for it.

True indeed. I hear all of these votes for 1911 and I finally decided I have to agree. I think Jesus is a 1911 guy because he was in Vietnam. At least, a lot of people sure found him when they got there.

 

[philbert001]

I'm gonna go with a 1911. John Moses Browning was God, and the son of God BETTER carry a proper piece! If Jesus were a rebellious son, THEN he might carry a Block!

 

[Magnum]

"Blessed are the peacemakers..." Matthew 5:9

I guess that settles that.

 

[Dead Duck]

Jesus just carried the Archangel Michael.
And Michael just carried a sword and shield.

That Archangel was one badass dude, so his sword had to be Full Auto.










In Before The Apocalypse.

 

[Sgtusmc]

Cross-Bow?

 

[HenryWallace]

 

[theblackhat]

Ya'll need to reread the Gospels. Jesus wouldn't carry a gun. His disciples would have. Unless you use Jesus Christ Superstar as your model, then only the Roman Centurions would be carrying...and AKs at that.

 

[fro65]

Amen HoughMade! In better times, he carried a staff.

 

[Lerious]

Jesus would carry the most reliable yet undermined firearm that man knows. it would be reliable yet everyone thinks it can't do the job. Glock is to known. he wouldn't pick Glock.


His methods were always unconventional, and always found a way to strike awe into everyone's eyes.

I think he would carry a S&W Sigma, everyone talks about how often they fail, but everyone know known who's ever had one loves it. ( including myself thousands of rounds threw mine, never a malfunction.)

 

[CQB]

I'm pretty sure Jesus would shoulder fire The AN/GAU-8a 30mm Avenger seven-barrel gatling gun from an A-10!!

 

[wagyu52]

Revelation 14:14 a sharp sickle.

 

[zippy23]

So would Thomas carry a highpoint??? anyone get it?!??!!? hahahhahaha

 

[SSGSAD]

He would call David, and he would slew, with a sling, and a stone .....

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Jesus would carry a China Lake with banodleer

 

[danielson]

Sorry to disappoint, But I have video evidence of what Jesus carries.. A quick deployable blade, and a suppressed m9..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbpnxnapjlY