What Would Jesus Carry*

[Mango]

a sword.

 

[PapaScout]

S&W 500 of course. Because when he shoots it eveyone around him says "Jesus!"

 

[chezuki]

But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also.

That passage is about to insults, not self defense.

Sure...

 

[HoughMade]

I happen to know exactly what Jesus would carry....because it is what he did carry- for me....and you.

...but I do appreciate the humor of this thread.

 

[LANShark42]

This simply can't end well...

 

[PGRChaplain]

1911 in .45ACP

 

[wwdkd]

Microtech Archangel

 

[kwood]

something tells me he would carry a light saber....with purple coloring....

 

[bcannon]

I'm pretty sure he carried a shepherds staff - the son of god doesn't need weapons he has dad in his back pocket pretty sure we all do - I'd give him my Glock34 if he needed 1

 

[capn willie]

Chuck Norris

 

[U.S. Patriot]

Quad 50's

 

[Indy 1911]

A switch.

 

[gunworks321]

What did He use when He drove the money changers out of the temple?

 

[Spike_351]

With the whole "turn the other cheek" thing, he probably wouldn't carry.

However let's be honest, he was a Jew. If he did carry it would likely be something from IMI, possibly a Jericho or Desert Eagle. Maybe even an UZI. He would probably carry with an empty chamber and most of INGO would cruci... err "flame" him for it.

This this...... Defintitely the jericho 941, of course I am biased in this because its my fav and my EDC.

Oh and fyi, the desert eagle was designed by Magnum research and produced by IMI ( currently named IWI ) so technically it is not a jewish gun, however the jericho 941 is, its also a common misconception that magnum makes the "Baby Eagle" when in fact the baby eagle is a renamed jericho for marketing purposes. I better quit now or I will staty rambling........

 

[churchmouse]

Nothing wrong so far, but having seen the way these threads tend to head downhill fast...

IBTL.

Agreed....Chuck N. and Jesus....1911 of course

 

[2cool9031]

He would carry a S&W .500 mag...The all powerful

 

[mikefraz]

To hell and back.....That means he carries a Sig.

 

[Magnum]

With the whole "turn the other cheek" thing, he probably wouldn't carry.

However let's be honest, he was a Jew. If he did carry it would likely be something from IMI, possibly a Jericho or Desert Eagle. Maybe even an UZI. He would probably carry with an empty chamber and most of INGO would cruci... err "flame" him for it.

I knew there would be a comment in here worth reading. I agree with the Uzi, in fact I think I've seen a photo of that. No, it wasn't a case of mistaken identity involving a cartel member named Jesus who was carrying an Uzi (compliments of the ATF), it was much further south... Rio De Janeiro:

 

[DoggyDaddy]

I've gotta go with the 1911 too...

 

[Sfrandolph]

Whatever he wants to.