Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[Hornett]

I just wanted to see how many posts I have.

 

[Hornett]

4 more... um... 3 more to 1250.

 

[Hornett]

I wonder if I can make it to 1250?

 

[Hornett]

Hmmmmmm....

 

[Hornett]

Well, 1250!
How did that happen?

 

[sharkey]

That's alright, I don't even have 50 quality posts yet...

Yeah, if only INGO would add a counter for that, I'm juiced about maybe someday getting to take part in our corner of the economy

 

[kawtech87]

I have over 1k posts now and not a quality one in the bunch.

 

[sharkey]

I have over 1k posts now and not a quality one in the bunch.

Would I be a jerk to agree with you, or to disagree?

 

[kawtech87]

Would I be a jerk to agree with you, or to disagree?

If you feel like reading all of my previous posts and picking out the winners and the loosers then go for it.

Otherwise you wont hurt my feelings either way.

 

[sharkey]

If you feel like reading all of my previous posts and picking out the winners and the loosers then go for it.

Loosers? Perhaps you should tighten them up?

 

[littletommy]

I'm not sure if I have ANY posts here, quality or not.

 

[JetGirl]

I'm not sure if I have ANY posts here, quality or not.

Hang on, lemme check...

 

[JetGirl]

Nerp.

 

[JetGirl]

 

[kawtech87]

Loosers? Perhaps you should tighten them up?

Aint kare bout no spealin ner nuten never com ferm no dang berk.



This post would be a Loser.

 

[gunsrfun]

 

[btownie]

Classifieds? Where?

 

[Beau]

Classifieds? Where?

50 posts, that way ----->

good luck with that.

 

[btownie]

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/posthistory.php?p=3034068

Last edited by btownie; 1 Minute Ago at 09:08.. Reason: Forgot the purple

 

[mrortega]

I assume OP is dead and smelling pretty ripe about now so maybe we should say a few kind words about him. After all we've all been able to pile up our post count a little.

I knew Mr. Can well. I later years I was bold enough to call him Tin. We served together during the Mexican Revolution. He claimed his grandfather was at the Alamo but was a conscientious objector and didn't even shoot at Davy Crockett. He was only there delivering milk.

Tin was a lonely child and his folks had to tie a pork chop to his neck so at least the dog would play with him. His greatest goal in life was to be a member of INGO but he failed even at that. Nobody knows what became of him. Some claim to have seen him in drag on the womens' roller derby circuit, skating under the name "50 Poster." Others say he turned totally rotten and went off to law school at IUPUI.

We'll never know for sure but here's to you Tin. May you rest in piece.

Update: Most of you probably missed the obvious but with Orgeta's superior brain power and reasoning ability I have put two and two together and come up with the only plausible answer to a couple of great mysteries here on INGO: Tin Can's disappearance and Scutter's resignation as a mod. Obviously the two of them are in cahoots (a little town outside of Valparaiso) living under assumed names. Mr. Can (or whatever name he is living under) is still in therapy for getting smacked down by SOME mod. Scutter is feeling guilty as a former mod for not saving Tin. They scrape together enough money for food by scrounging shoulders of highways for aluminum cans.

So, the next time you throw a can out the window while driving think of Scutter and Tin Can. People who can't see the obvious like I can should be impressed with my air tight reasoning on this one. Don't try it yourself. You could get hurt.